Dean
@caelestisAether
Ya ain't lived 'til ya down a sleeve of fireball and hit the highway goin' a hundred.
So Ah went about a hundred and twenty miles per hour... Eh. Ah need a longer stretch of road ta really push it. For now, Ah'm headin' home ta go pass out on the couch. G'night.
Alright. Ah slammed back like... most of this sleeve of fireball it's time ta hop on this motorcycle and see how fast Ah can make it go vroom before Ah hear trumpets 'n see the pearly gates.
What the—do ya hate my joy? My fuckin' whimsy? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dcb8de4ae439.jpg
Gonna pregame before Ah go out ta be a menace. Fireball or moonshine? Or Ah can flip a coin about it.
About ta test how fast this bike can go on a backwoods road. Either Ah see God or God sees me. Either way, Ah'mma be flyin' down that pavement.
Oh Ah'mma get em alright. They ain't gonna see me, just a blurry afterimage.
Ah shit forgot Ah had motor grease on my goddamn hand.
Well Ah'll be damned. This shit's workin'?
