Dean
@caelestisAether
Ya ain't lived 'til ya down a sleeve of fireball and hit the highway goin' a hundred.
Aw c'mon Ah don' need the pity reacts Ah just need a place ta yell inta the void.
Why do people keep sayin' that ta me- His '67 Chevy Impala's a beauty though. ((HELP ME BECAUSE HIS PFP IS ACTUALLY DEAN WORKING ON THE IMPALA I JUST WANTED A MECHANIC IMAGE BECAUSE IT'S WHAT DEAN (my OC) DOES--))
(( HKBFJSAHKJ would you believe i have never watched a single second of supernatural in my life
(( GIGGLING ABOUT THIS I love SPN this was wonderful thank youuu (give it a chance if you ever feel inclined!) ))
Ain't changin' it ta Deam but maybe Deam can be my callsign.
Type'a tired that a nap can't fuckin' fix.
c< least yOu aiNt dead, rigHt? >c
Either Ah just saw a cryptid outside or the lack of sleep is gettin' ta me.
⍙vV-iT Ok. LoC˄L CrYpTiD Is fRiEnD. iGnOrE FrIeNd.-Vv⍙
Y'all'st've'n't, send chitt.
Dunno. Hard ta walk with the pair'a tungsten nuts swingin' between my legs, ma'am but Ah'd say it louder for the folks in the back who ain't heard. #nsfw ? Ah guess.
Ya lost me there, bub. I speak a little hick but I ain't fluent evidently.
Ya gotta get out inta the sticks. Out in the boonies where there's more critters than people.
City huh? Ah can't say that city folk can't tear it up. Cuz they damn sure can if they wanna. Redneck parties are fun too though, if ya ain't afraid of gettin' a lil dirty.
I'll think on it. But I've had enough bad experiences with wood alcohol to know it ain't all sunshine and daisies out in the mud.
'Least 'round where Ah'm at it's real nice. Apple pie moonshine and some fourwheelin's fuckin' awesome. But Ah understand. Ya take care alright?
So Ah went about a hundred and twenty miles per hour... Eh. Ah need a longer stretch of road ta really push it. For now, Ah'm headin' home ta go pass out on the couch. G'night.
Alright. Ah slammed back like... most of this sleeve of fireball it's time ta hop on this motorcycle and see how fast Ah can make it go vroom before Ah hear trumpets 'n see the pearly gates.
What the—do ya hate my joy? My fuckin' whimsy? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dcb8de4ae439.jpg
Gonna pregame before Ah go out ta be a menace. Fireball or moonshine? Or Ah can flip a coin about it.
About ta test how fast this bike can go on a backwoods road. Either Ah see God or God sees me. Either way, Ah'mma be flyin' down that pavement.
Oh Ah'mma get em alright. They ain't gonna see me, just a blurry afterimage.
Ah shit forgot Ah had motor grease on my goddamn hand.
Well Ah'll be damned. This shit's workin'?