>>| .it's .a peaceful life. #nothinghour
'fraid i don't really have the capacity to do that
ᴇʀᴍ...We can still be friends, alien. I consider that to be an epic win, and I would add that to my tally of ownage for the day.
woah, woah, wait a minute - are you like, picking up aliens like stray dogs so you can display them proudly to others for bragging rights?
ᴇʀᴍ...Something like that. I am picking up friends to put them into my collection of allies so that we may have le epic timez and perhaps talk. And stuff. :)
that surprisingly doesn't sound bad. sure, knock yourself out
ᴇʀᴍ...Yes. I've made my first friend. My lusus will be so proud. All of these years doing nothing but basking in the web has finally paid off.
wait, i'm your first friend? oh, you poor bastard
ᴇʀᴍ...Don't flatter yourself too much. I have movies, posters, games, plushies, multiple internet forum bans, and figurines of various eastern cartoon maidens in states of undress.
yeah, sure. i'm no maiden in a state of undress, so i get i can't really compare, but i can make one really mean potato salad