♦ pitied by @calFeet
Uhm. Oooh. I. I see. Yes, just. I will. Pass turn. Whew. What a less than serendipitous sort of juxtaposition of fate for both of us. Your hand betrays that you are pure of heart and...soul and...mind and...would you like a refreshment of some kind? Particularly something to take one's mind off this whole cardboard shenaniganry? Yes, I think that would be quite swell. Just a moment to part the curtains and let in some fresh air. My hand? Oh. Nothing remarkable whatsoever. We may have to simply chalk this one up to pure ill-fated omen-calling happenstance. https://i.imgur.com/YMtA7HA.png
Hey. Stop. You don't get to act like this after sporting a stick up your ass so intimately wedged against the lining of each tonsil you could carry a whistle down and back out again as a fart in Beethoven's iconic C Minor. You stop frowning right now. Get over yourself.
Phrasing. Please ignore.
In my lowest moment, no less. You absolutely fucking would. I would give anything for but a snowflake's helping. A charitable chipping of your nose candy. Please, Mr. Wonka. Just a few grams more. Only but a sweet iota of a helping that I might dash out my eyes, as Oedipus once did, and participate no longer in this harrowing act of self-flagellation upon continued exposure and re-exposure to my mother.
A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png
Crumpt. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia #LordCrumpt
It is likely just a fart. #NotTaggingThat #WitchChittr #Backspace #I-SAID-BACKSPACE #DELETE #DO-NOT-HIT-SEND-MESSAGE-OR
Is this really how you want the world to learn of your circumcision? Utterly classless. Crude. Boorish and unprincipled. Wholly inappropriate and disturbing. When are you going to tell us more? #NSFW #BroomstickBanter #WitchChittr
Update: Suffering. #WitchChittr #SlalondeTheSpire #Roguelike #Gaming
Offered a relic that makes me immune to most forms of conventional damage this run. Refused. Suffering is the only authentic way to engage with the roguelike medium. #WitchChittr #SlalondeTheSpire #Roguelike #Gaming
Update. What. https://i.imgur.com/xpJr8OJ.png
Can you imagine if companies got a hold of paraphilias in their marketing? Not merely sex sells. Unusual sex sells. Shoes from a shoe store that makes shoes you want to fuck. Really slip into. Elevators that take you to the top of billboards where the gigantic employees are shoulder height, fully nude, and winking at you. Taglines on social media feeds like "#INCEST FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"! #NSFW #SociologyPosting #Paraphilias #Incest #Macrophilia #Exhibitationism #Podophilia #Fetishism #CapitalistHellScape
When she agrees not to shave. https://i.imgur.com/tRaf9EO.png #NSFW #BushBeliever #JungleFaringMistress #SeeingTheForestForTheTrees #QuothTheLorax #LetItGrow #TheseBootsWerentMadeForClippings
I've become somewhat transfixed by a new trading card game. Something about the allure of learning alongside triumphing over others in an arena of ideas has warmed my petrified lump of ire clogged ventricle valves embedded in my chest. https://i.imgur.com/79hoiLv.png #WitchChittr #Occulism #Gacha #WikiPulldiaHours