I START MY DAY. THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS END IT. WITH ANOTHER'S LIFE. TAKEN. BY MY HANDS. BuT YOu DON'T HAVE TO BE A RuTHLESS. TOuGH AS BALLS. SWEATY. MuSCuLAR. EASY-ON-THE-EYES. FRANKLY. FuCKING AMAZING GuY LIKE ME. TO KNOW THAT SOMETIMES IN LIFE. BEING A BROKIE BITCH. WITHOuT A PAIR OF DIMES. TO RuB BETWEEN EACH FINGER. IS NO WAY TO BE. SO STARTING NOW. I AM OFFERING FREE. YES. YOu HEARD THAT RIGHT. FINANCIAL ADVICE. IF YOu GET SuED. FOR uSING THESE TACTICS. IT IS YOuR OWN BITCH FAuLT. THAT YOu WON SO HARD. YOu MADE PEOPLE MAD. BANKRuPT THEIR CORTISOL INHIBITORS. RAIDED THEIR GENES. REGRESSED THEIR BLOODLINE. AND MADE THEM. HIDEOuS. ASS SMACKING NEANDERTHALS KNOW-IT-ALLS. WHO THINK. THEY KNOW BETTER THAN YOu. WITH THEIR FANCY SuITS AND TIES...HHNGG...AND CuFFLINKS...AND...CARESSING...GLOVED HANDS...MMF..MMMMFFFM...
IF YOu CANNIBALIZE WHORES. ANY MONEY YOu GAVE THEM CAN BE LOOTED FROM THEIR CORPSE. AND THEY ARE VERY DENSE IN PROTEIN. THIS ONE IS A GIMME. A FREEBIE. IT SHOuLD BE FAIRLY OBVIOuS. THE FINANCIAL ADVANTAGES. TO DEVOuRING DEAD BODIES. I DON'T GET IT.
… Wait, are you giving me shit for wearing a Heart aspect hoodie? And also presuming you know my preference in cologne? Florals make me sneeze, man. And you’re the one who brought men kissing other men into this, not me. I don’t use antediluvian terms like that for my sexuality. Also, I don’t have a fucking dick, jackass. God decided to play a little haha funny with me that I didn’t actually understand until I was thirteen because I didn’t know what the fuck a gender or a sex was on account of never seeing another person in my life except on a goddamn screen. And the screens presumed you already knew the social nuances because, surprise surprise, they were made by people who grew up with other people. Now we spin the roulette wheel on if you get even more misogynistic towards me for having a uterus or if you’re a TIRM instead.
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DON'T EXPECT. TO KEEP uP WITH ANY TRENDS. OR TO RESEMBLE. ANY RuNWAY. BEYOND TRASH CENTRAL STATION. AT GARBAGE JuNCTION. A SERVICEABLE TRAIN STATION. FOR RAMMING YOuR THICK. IGNORANT SKuLL INTO. AS THE ONCOMING FuCKWIT LINE. IS INTERCEPTED. BY YOuR MEATY BODY. YOu WILL DRESS AS YOu DIED. IGNORANT AND NOT SEEING. THE TRAIN OF CONSEQuENCES. SPLITTING YOuR BIG DOuGHY ASSCHEEKS. INTO SMITHEREENS. A BIG GORY BALLOON. OF DEATH AND DECAY. INSTANTLY ERASED. FROM THE ANNALS OF HISTORY.
WHAT? HAH. BET YOu WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT ONE. I TOO CAN PLAY CHICKEN. BuT WHEN I PLAY MY SPECIAL VARIENT OF THAT COCK SuCKING GAME. THAT JuICY GAMEY HEN HuNTING LITTLE VENTuRE. I ACTuALLY TAKE THE ENTIRE THING, FEATHERS AND ALL, STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF MY THROAT. AND PuLSATE. I GuRGLE ON THAT BITCH. BOCK BOCK. I WIN. YOu LOSE.
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A CHARITABLE ANSWER. FOR ONE OF YOuR. DEMEANOR. INTELLIGENCE. AND CHRONIC BITCHLESSNESS.
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