AFTER AWE-INSPIRING SuCCESS. AND RECORD-BREAKING TuRNABOuT. I HAVE SuCCESSFuLLY WAGED. AND WON. THE WAR ON STuPID. I AM DECLARING MYSELF A PRODIGAL SON OF A BITCH. THE SuN ITSELF STARED AT ME AND BLINKED. FOR IT SAW ME AS I AM. A RISING SuN. THAT BANISHES THE DARKNESS OF STuPIDITY. INTO THE SHINING LIGHT. OF MY EVER GLORIOuS WISDOM. WHAT'S THAT YOu ASK. BECAuSE I MADE YOu ASK. I DID THAT JuST NOW. POWERFuL ENOuGH TO SCRY YOuR VERY MIND. YOuR DOuGHY FRAGILE. DuMPLING LIKE MIND. TORN TO SHREDS BY MY FEROCIOuS FANGS. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. WHY HAVEN'T YOu PROCuRED MY EVERLASTING WISDOMS? WELL THAT IS BECAuSE. YOu HAVE NOT LOBBED YOuR QuESTIONS HERE. THAT IS RIGHT. I AM RIGHT NOW. MAKING MYSELF AGAIN AVAILABLE. FOR YOu uNGRATEFuL FuCKING PEONS. YOu ARE WELCOME IN ADVANCE. AND FuCK YOu FOR NEEDING PROMPTING. ALSO IN ADVANCE.
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HOLD THE FUCKING PRESSES. KEEP THEM RIGHT THERE. AND MAKE SURE. THEY GET MY GOOD SIDE. ALL OF MY SIDES ARE GOOD SIDE. BUT I AM PARTIAL TO LOW ANGLE. POV. CANDIDS. uNEDuCATED QuESTION. MY FAVORITE KIND. YOu MuST HAVE AN AWFuLLY ATTRACTIVELY EMPTY HEAD. A HEAD THAT YOu NEED LIKE A HOLE IN YOuR HEAD. WHICH. AS WE HAVE PREVIOuSLY ESTABLISHED. YOu ALREADY HAVE. THE SuPERFLuOuS SKuLL STRuCTuRE. RESEMBLING AN uNDERSEA SPONGE. FOR ITS MuLTIFARIOuSLY NuMBERED HOLES. YOuR WHOLE HEAD. DOTTED SENSELESSLY. DASHED CLEAN THROuGH. WITH GIGANTIC GAPING FuCKING HOLES. READY TO BE FILLED WITH LIQuID KNOWLEDGE. DRIPPING OuT THE SIDES WITH EXCESS FACTS. YES. I OWN ALL OF THE PROPERTY ON GAY STREET. IN FACT. I AM CHARGING. STARTING NOW. I COVET ALL OF THE GREEN PROPERTIES. THEY RESEMBLE MY REFLECTIVE SKuLL. SO DAPPER. AND FINELY POLISHED. YOu COuLD BOuNCE A SATELLITE SIGNAL OFF OF. TO ANSWER MORE DIRECTLY. AGGRESSIVELY. THE LANGuAGE OF MEN. YOu. YOu ARE THE REASON. YOu AND EVERY FuDDY DuDDY. GINGERLY CLuTCHING THEIR GAuDY LITTLE ACCESSORIES. YOu ARE THE VERY REASON I AM SO HAPPY ALL OF THE TIME. I KNOW YOu WOuLD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE ME. AND BY NOT BEING ME. I AM REMINDED OF HOW GREAT IT FEELS TO BE ME. BECAuSE. AS A MASTER EMPATH. I KNOW DEEP DOWN. IF I WERE YOu. I WOuLD WANT NOTHING MORE. THAN TO BE CALIBORN AT BIRTH ALSO. AND I SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS. EVERY DAY OF MY GLORIOuS EXISTING.
Stars and garters! I cant say i feel too swell about the first part but it sure does make me happy as a clam to know youre the mayor of the gay way. Thank you for this advice column its really opened my eyes.
I DID. ACTuALLY. I RIFLED THROuGH MY SISTER'S BELONGINGS. DEEPLY TRAuMATIC BY THE WAY. IN CASE YOu WERE WONDERING. I uNDID YEARS. uPON COMPOuNDED YEARS. SORRY. FORGOT THE SHITTY LINGO OF THIS CESSPOOL. SWEEPS. uPON COMPOuNDED SWEEPS. OF THERAPYING MYSELF. TO COMB FOR SOMETHING SERVICEABLE TO WEAR. FINDING NOTHING. PREDICTABLY. I WORKED THROuGH MY. MERITED. REVuLSION OF WOMEN. AND FOuND A RATHER NICE DAPPER PAIR OF SHOES. AND PROCEEDED TO TEAR THEM TO BITS WITH MY TEETH. MY SISTER. EVEN IN DEATH. SHOuLD NOT POSSESS ARTICLES OF CLOTHING. NICER THAN THE ONES THAT I HAVE. AND FOR A MOMENT. I ALMOST FORGOT THAT SHE WAS A TRAGIC VICTIM OF MuRDER. TAKEN BEFORE HER TIME. AND INFINITE uNTOLD EONS. BEFORE MY OWN. IT WAS A HEARTBREAKING TEARJERKER OF A CRYWANK SOBSTORY. AND YET. YOu ARE RESPONSIBLE. SO I HAVE THIS TO THANK YOu FOR. MY MOOD IS IMPROVED. MY SISTER IS STILL VERY MuCH DEAD. BuT HER SHOES. ARE IN A FITTINGLY SIMILAR CONDITION.
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A VERY EDuCATED QuESTION. I THINK. AND AN IMPORTANT ONE TO ASK. THERE IS ONLY SO MuCH SPACE. IN THE AIR AND THE WORLD. AND SO LITTLE OF IT. CAN BE FAIRLY ALLOCATED. TO NOISY BITCHES. CHATTY CADRES OF WOMEN. AND THE FEMALE FORM. INHERENTLY ENCROACHES ON ALL OTHER SHAPES. IN A BIG GREASY SuFFOCATING HODGEPODGE. OF uNAVOIDABLE FLABBERY GIGANTISM. IT'S ACTuALLY QuITE SCARY. WOMEN ARE THE TRuE CANCER OF THE uNIVERSE. BuT LIKE CANCER. ARE A NECESSARY EVIL. THINK ABOuT HOW MANY PEOPLE. WHO YOu DIDN'T LIKE. THAT GOT CANCER AND DIED FROM IT. CONTRACTED AND ELIMINATED FOREVER. DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOu SMILE? YOu DO IT uNCOMFORTABLY. BuT YOu STILL DO IT. WOMEN SHOuLD MAKE YOu SMILE LIKE THAT. PLuS. THINK ABOuT ALL THE NuTRIENTS. WOMEN HAVE THREE. PERHAPS EVEN MORE. POuCHES OF FAT. AS A DEVOuT FEMINIST AND HuMANITARIAN. I THINK WOMEN. PARTICuLARLY HuMAN WOMEN. SHOuLD BE ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. EAT HOT CHIP. CHARGE THEY PHONE. EVEN LIE. AND WHEN THOSE LIES CATCH uP WITH THEM. WHEN THEY ELECTROCuTE THEMSELVES TO DEATH WITH AN OVERCHARGED APPLE PHONE. WHEN THE WOuNDS SuSTAINED FROM EATING SCALDING HOT CHIP ARE ENOuGH TO SuCCuMB TO. THE HuMAN MEN OF THE WORLD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. WHEN I GROW BORED WITH IT THAT IS. WOMEN HAVE A PLACE. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
WHAT YOu NEED TO REMEMBER. ABOuT THE BLESSED AND SACRED PATH. THAT YOu HAVE SELECTED. IS THAT YOu ARE WINNING BY CHOOSING IT. THE STRuGGLES OF A CHASER. A CHuBBY CHASER. TO BE PRECISE. ARE PuRELY IMAGINARY. THE OBSTACLES? THEY DO NOT EXIST. YOu WILL ALWAYS OuTRuN THAT WHICH YOu SEEK. YOu WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO CRAM ANOTHER. CREAMY. SuGARY PIE. INTO AN OPEN MOuTH. AND KNOW. THAT LIKE THE FABLED HERO OF ANCIENT STORYBOOKS. SuCH AS THE WITCH WHO GOT. HER SHIT STOLEN AND HER CANDY HOuSE EATEN. AND MADE BOY PIE ABOuT IT. YOu ARE ONLY INVESTING EARLY. IN LONG TERM GAINS. OF THE WEIGHT VARIETY. YOu NEED TO uNDERSTAND. LIFE IS NEVER. SO CLEAR CuT AND DRY. AS CREAMY SuGARY LEMON MERINGuE. YOu HAVE TO PuT THE ENERGY INTO WHAT YOu DO. TO GET IT BACK IN WHO YOu DO. NOBILITY IS FAT. BECAuSE IT CAN AFFORD TO BE. IF YOu WANT TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE. CLIMB THE SHOuLDERS OF SOMEONE BIGGER. THE SHOuLDERS OF GIANTS. ARE NOT METAPHORICAL GIANTS. LITERALLY FIND SOMEONE BIG. AND LuMBERING. AND IMPOSING. AND LET THAT BE THE VEHICLE. THROuGH WHICH YOu ARE DRIVEN. IN STYLE. TO SuCCESS. WITH LuXuRY CuSHIONING INLAID.
an you lost me just because i enjoy bigger wwomen an insist on payin their grubeats bill doesnt mean im a some sicko wwho touches himself to the thought of a cupe bound female gargantua i do not fancy myself bloody pantagruel besides this is all hypothetical the fat girl a my dreams is dead because human feminism ran her ovver at 100 mph you wwould think her prodigious blubber wwould be enough to shield her but she stood no chance against the insidious tumor a pangalactism an not evven the good kind noww you havve land wwhales wwith wway too much confidence guys like me used to rely on fat chicks but these days they all wwant chadlites female hypergamy has ass fucked the sexual marketplace into a physiocracy