IT IS DONE. I HAVE PROPERLY. UTTERLY. UNDOUBTEDLY. JACKED OFF. HAVING DONE THE ACT. OF WINNING AGAINST ALL OTHER PATHETIC JACKS. SHOWCASING MY UTMOST DOMINANCE. OVER ALL THEIR SORRY STUPID FACES. I HAVE NOW BECOME PART. OF THE LORD OF TIME @CALIBORN'S ENTOURAGE ON THIS SITE. OFFICIALLY. INDUBITABLY. ETERNALLY. READ IT AND WEEP, SHIT EATING SCUM! ITS RIGHT THERE, NEXT TO MY USER TAG. HAAHEEHAAHAAHOOHOOHOO!
CAN YOu DENY. THAT THIS ONE. DID IN FACT. JACK OFF.
Oh hey Calybaldyborn. I missed you. He certainly jacked off, he full double fisted it even.
YOuR SHIT. WAS JACKED. BY THE MORE. OPEN MINDED JACK. THE BRINGING OTHERS TO THE TABLE TO SHOOT THEM LIKE IN A MAFIA MOVIE. THE uNION JACK. YOu KNOW. BECAuSE HE IS. ESPECIALLY ENGLISH. MORESO THAN uSuAL. ESPECIALLY FOR A JACK.
NOBODY WOuLD SAY THIS. YOu ARE A DOG. YOu ARE MEANT TO BE WALKED AND SWuNG AT WITH NEWSPAPERS AND TOLD TO WET YOuRSELF ONLY ON THE NEIGHBOR'S CuRTAINS.
I LITERALLY WISHED YOu. A SLIGHTLY LESS TERRIBLE THAN uSuAL. BIRTHDAY. YOu DID NOT MISS DICK FuCKALL. YOu ARE MERELY CLINGY. AND OVERLY ATTACHED. YOu MASOCHISTIC MELODRAMA ADDICTED FuCKING DWEEBASS.
Glad you finally Jacked off, man. Proud of you.
That’s the stuff.
Look man I don't care if he joins the Green gang all he wants on his damn free time. Hats off to him for actually finding a fucking job. But he can't just have a Jackoff/Jack Noir competition all the sudden and bring others involved in it. It's not how it works. We stab each other. We bring whatever bullshit powers we have to the table that we got from various stupid means.
DISRESPECTFuLLY. NO. THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS. HE DID SO uNDER MY EXPLICIT INSTRuCTION. AND IT WAS INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING. IF YOu STAB ONE ANOTHER. THEN YOu SHOuLD HAVE STABBED HIM. WHILE THE COMPETITION WAS ONGOING. PERHAPS IN THE NECK. OR JuGuLAR. OR SOMEPLACE VITAL. YOu SHOuLD HAVE uSED. WHATEVER BuLLSHIT POWERS YOu HAD. TO CONDuCIVELY RATIO. AND PREVENT THIS ASCENSION. IF YOu EVEN CARED. INSTEAD. YOu ARE SHOWING uP LATE TO THE PARTY. PEERING INTO EVERY CHEST. YOu KICKED OPEN. IN A COLOSSAL TANTRuM. BECAuSE YOu CANNOT FIND YOuR ARMS. WITH HOW FAR. BOTH OF YOuR THuMBS ARE. uP YOuR OWN ENTIRE ASS. WHICH IS CONSuMING THEM. EACH HAND. WRIST DEEP. HANDS SO FAR uP YOuR OWN ASS. IT IS LIKE IT HAS DECIDED TO EAT. YOuR HANDS. AND IT HuNGERS. FOR MORE.
Oh Well that changes the game then I had no idea you told him to do that. My bad. Wish I would of know this knowledge before then I would of jackoff so much there would be no hope for this man. Maybe one day we can have a round two then. #suggestive