Sometimes all you want to be is an #Ally, but the community plumb shapes an #Enemy out of you.
oh girl thats sad u dont know
The fact that you have the alien gonads to even POSE this inquiry is darn near enough to bowl me over. Buster, you stumbled into sapience and took your tenuous grasp on written language with the express PURPOSE of thorning my side. For this scenario to be equivalent, there would have had to have been a crumb of probability that you and I could EVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, #Ally to one another.
Yes, Pinkie Pie. Thank you, Pinkie Pie.
THIS WAS ABOUT YOU, YOU SCUMSUCKING DEVIL.
I ACCEPT YOu FOR BEING STRAIGHT. IT IS NOT YOuR FAuLT. AND I THINK. I COuLD EVEN LEARN TO SEE YOuR HIDEOuS PERVERSIONS. AND DESIRE TO MATE WITH THE TWINKISH BLONDE BOY. DAVE STRIDER. AS ADORABLE. SO LONG AS THE FINELY COMBED TEETH. OF A MuSTACHE. SPROuT uPON THE LIPS OF HIS FACE. LIKE A FuZZY SuMMER PEACH LEFT OuT IN THE SuN OVERLONG. I MAY EVEN SEE IT. AS ACCEPTABLE. KNOWING HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO YOu. MAKES IT ALSO. IMPORTANT TO ME. YOu RABID WEIRDO. WE HAVE NEVER SPOKEN ON SuCH TERMS AS THIS. YOu ACT LIKE MY CREATIVE WRITING ENDEAVORS. AND VENT FICS. SAY ANYTHING ABOuT ME AS A PERSON. SuRE. I KILL AND EAT PEOPLE. AND YEAH. MAYBE I WILL DO IT AGAIN IF I AM BORED. BuT YOu RuN A COMPANY. AND I RuN A CRIMINAL PROLIFERATING PROFLIGATE GANG. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN uS. IS THAT ONLY SOMETIMES. IS THE CROOKED SHIT YOu DO CONDEMNED. WE WOuLD DO BETTER AS ALLIES. THAN AS uNFORTuNATE ENEMIES. MY LACK OF A STANDARD EDuCATION OuTSIDE OF OLD SCRATCH uNIVERSITY. NOTWITHSTANDING.
PINKIE PIE SAYS I AM HER FAVORITE CHERuB. ALSO. IF THIS HELPS ANY. IN ESTABLISHMENTS OF GOOD CHARACTER. AND uPSTANDINGLY CHARITABLE PRAISE ASSORTMENTS. LIKE A FRuITS BASKET. BuT ONLY THE STRAIGHT CHARACTERS. SO AS NOT TO uPSET YOuR STRAIGHT SENSIBILITIES THIS MONTH IN PARTICuLAR.
What the hell.
