POST HIRE INTERVIEW. WITH @handMaid FOR THE POSITION OF. MY IMMORTAL BITCH. SuCCESSFuL CANDIDATE. “I ADMIRE YOuR TENDENCY TO STRIKE FIRST. AND SIFT THROuGH THE WRECKAGE LATER. MORE AND MORE I AM BEGINNING TO SEE YOu WILL SERVE ME WELL. YOuR STAGNATION uNDER THAT FuCKWIT WILL NOT BE SOON FORGOTTEN. BuT WILL BE EVENTuALLY uNLEARNED. YOu ARE TO ME. A WALKING APOCALYPSE. AN END TO ALL MEANS. A DOuBLE DEATH DEMONESS. THE ECLIPSING DuSK OF HOPE ON A NEW HORIZON’S FINAL FuCKING DAWN. YOu HAVE NO BuSINESS. BEING HANDLED WITH KIDDIE GLOVES. AND BOXED IN BY GLASSWEAR THAT DOES NOT SHATTER. INTO A MILLION TINY FuCKING PIECES WHEN STRuCK. SCREAM. REBEL. SHOuT. AGGRESS. AND KNOW ALL COMPLAINTS ABOuT YOuR BEHAVIOR. WILL BE PROMPTLY FuCKING IGNORED. YOuR ONLY CARETAKER. YOuR MASTER. YOuR TRuE SuPERIOR. DOESN’T FuCKING CARE. ABOuT YOu. YOuR ATTITuDE. ABOuT ANYTHING. YOu ARE FuLLY FREE. uNDER ME. YOu ARE YOuR OWN PERSON. ONE THAT SHOWS. PROMISE. YOu CAN DO AS YOu WILL. INDISCRIMINATELY. AIMLESSLY. DIRECTIONLESSLY. FuCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR LOOKING AT YOu IN A WAY YOu DO NOT LIKE. WHEN THE TIME COMES THAT I CALL uPON YOu. I WILL HAVE NO QuESTION LEFT IN MY BRILLIANT MIND WHAT YOu ARE CAPABLE OF uNLEASHING. I WILL HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT. TIME AND TIME AGAIN. I WILL HAVE ALREADY. BEEN. THERE.” - ME. TODAY’S DATE. TODAY’S TIME. CONGRATuLATIONS. #BOSSBITCH #DOWHATTHOuWILT #BITCHNASTYBADDIE #SHALTBETHEWHOLEOFTHELAW
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:o) It pleases me greatly to see our wonderful Handmaid recognized for her talents :o) And penchant for horrible, beautiful evil. :o) Praise be to Our Lord. :o) May He see fit to keep me around once his rise to terror commences.