trollbama is a misandrist wwhod havve thought this is wwhy i alwways vvote aquaist #wwoke #traditionilist #hemoorthodoxy
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lowkey thought you were metrosexual with that scarf dude
my bisexuality is not a marker for my particular sexual predilictions i do not lean back in my chair an sigh in elation from escapin the self discovvery gambit my bisexuality is a tool a cold hard tool maybe like a wwrench or somethin i dont knoww for fillin my quads because a wwider net guarantees more fish wwhy is evveryone so fuckin wweird about the bloody scarf scarvves are a perfectly ubiquitous accessory wwholly unremarkable an wworn by more than half the population a any planet wwith a temperate climate my scarf is comfortable an it keeps my gills wwarm it aint that fuckin deep frankly i think havvin a pair a cunty little bird wwings is far more indicativve a metrosexuality but also i might be meterosexual
my bird wings arent little and theyre majestic as fuck and any time i show up to the spot i got bitches always asking omg can we preen your feathers also im lesbian but i respect you owning up to being bisexual major kudos
alright youvve officially lost me youre either wwindin me up on purpose or youvve spent so long trapped as a sprite that youre experiencin some kind a crisis i thought you wwere a boy
yea so did i times change man just like gender
yea she/they