nevver met a girl wwith tats wwho wwasnt an annoyin feminist wwith small spheres
--E√ Mind goblin deez globes lmao
har har har vvery funny i almost popped a vvestigial organ chortlin its all rainbowws an barkbeast grubs until you accidentally invvoke the pan goblins wwrath actin like a ragin tool
They all possess the average poser chick mentality, thinkin' they can do things like "vote" and "become president", I'm telling you. It's ridiculous, the sheer amount of straight-up bafoonery put on display by these tatted up broads. Don't you know? Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids, and silly women, ink is for dudes.
fuck that hopbeast in particular i once tried one of your ovverly processed humie grain treats an found myself toilet bound for the next three hours at the imperial pickleball shindig im gonna havve to disagree wwith you there mate im partial to a tabula rasa howw on alternia am i supposed to see a guys battled honed striations if hes covvered in trashy scrawwl
I, personally, wouldn't go around advertising your bathroom troubles to every guy you have passin' interactions with on the web, but, like. Okay. Cool. I can tell that you really wear your heart on your sleeve, which I am kindly advising you to tuck away¹. Anyway. Ow. The stray bullet that just nailed me is crazy. Don't mind me while I limp away, dogg, it's just a flesh wound. Don't mind the trail of blood and ink, oozing from my scathed bicep where a delectable little morsel of a tat lies. It's okay. My pained whimpers are unrelated. ¹[Relevant image]
I MAY BE FLAT. AND I MAY HAVE TATTOOED THE WORLD-DEVOURING SERPENT RIGHT NEXT TO MY NOOK. BUT I DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN. I'M NOT COMPLETELY INSANE. DON'T FUCK US ALL WITH THE SAME BRUSH. OR WHATEVER THE EXPRESSION IS.
troll sun tzu nevver said that i wwould knoww because im his long lost descendant or at least thats howw i choose to identify im troll italian but spiritually troll chinese because i too possess profound martial wwisdom in spades actually my spirit is that of an ancient senior centurion but wwhen one a the moons is the right shade a pink i get a little troll eastern wwith it im mindin the trail a blood an ink vvery much since youre gettin it all ovver my hypothetical carpet wwith a 600 plus thread count prong wwovven by trinese (troll chinese) wwigglers you filthy mammalian mutant
There's not enough words out there, in any dictionary of any language, to adequately summarize how I feel about this particular batch of wordvomit. The lukewarm spit up you've placed directly in front of me is just as unimpressive as it is culturally insensitive. My mind is reelin', truly, from this hard (alt) right turn you've taken this conversation. Anyway. As a courtesy, let me at least try and summarize how I feel. I'm scraping the bottom of the lexicon barrel, but something tells me you'll be alright with it: Man. Come on. TLDR; You can't say that, troll white baby.
i just did though take your sensitivve mudflaps back to grumblr i am sorry about the spit howwevver its these damn fang orientin cables