Eridan Ampora

9 hours ago

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

wwe had to do an ovverlight layovver on earth c because some possessed resistance lackey carried out a suicide attack that bleww up the intergalactic highwway that wwas supposed to take us to planet nincompoopia so wwe could slaughter all the nincompoopians an end their lumberin race once an for all wwe did a pit stop at some congested earth repository knowwn as "fivve beloww" the greed a the avverage human nevver ceases to amaze me howwevver i concede that the idea of a one stop shop is quite practical alternia could use one a these vvariety stores except wwe call it somethin else like fivve an up maybe (needs to be wworkshopped) cause i dont wwanna do my shoppin surrounded by a bunch a paupers but thats not wwhat this chit is about unfortunately the preamble wwas neccesary to make you all understand howw i came into contact wwith this cosmic monstrosity this disgustin filthy leprous demonic talisman disguised as a comfort object for impressionable young minds wwhy yes human lusus purchase this abominable harbinger a fakery for your tubby human son wwith the sticky fingers so that he may dwwell in the shadoww a tenebrous falsitudes forevver entwwined wwith hypocrisy until he HIMSELF becomes a livvin HACK ladies and gentlefish i am GOBSMACKED there is no wword in the superior alternian tongue or other far inferior tongues that can properly express my fevverish hatred towward this smilin cheat at this rate i think i might actually start believvin in the bloody mirthful messiah because the fact that the ogre wwho brought this evvil into the wworld is allowwed to livve is proof a an intrinsic vvillainy that runs soul deep https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9405b81a986b.jpg