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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists

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i don’t know what a lot of these words mean in the context you’re using them but i recommend maybe hanging out with friends and relaxing.

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You’re mad for assuming I understand this nonsense more than my younger and more “with it” counterparts. But I believe this paragraph is a convoluted way of saying he’s gay.

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oh eww

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oh okay why doesnt he just come out and say it like that it aint gotta be complicated

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im not gay the wwhole point a this paragraph is to address howw NOT gay i am you just arent gettin it

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i dont havve any friends so i chit

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sometimes

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stop complainin as if your favvorite hobby isnt knockin on the glass wwith your big greasy fist

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I believe it’s what the kids call “foreplay”.

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Was I talking to you?