the madonna wwhore complex is basically a vvantas slidin scale from karkat to kankri
really? do you really mean it pal?
IF IT WERE AN IMPERIAL DRONE WITH SERRATED TALONS THAT HAD YOU BY THE GULLET RIGHT NOW, I WOULD SIT BACK IN A LAWN CHAIR WITH A BUCKET OF RUPTURE KERNELS AND WATCH. COME THE FUCK ON, MAN. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. WORK'S GOT ME BY THE GLOBES, MYSELF. NOT EVEN GOING TO COMMENT ON WHY ALL THE CLOCKS I LOOK AT IN THE FELT MANOR *STILL* SAY IT'S 6/12. IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER BULLET-RIDDLED BRICK OF COCAINE IN MY LIFE, IT'LL BE TOO SOON.
i missed a lot huh didnt knoww youre wwere all up an employed by the cigar snuffin ringmaster a the four leafed muppet creww thats rough wwell if you evver end up bailin let me knoww ivve got an openin for a secretary perks a the job include recreational access to my stash a bloww if youre good
*HARD* FUCKING PASS.
ONE, BECAUSE I *JUST* SAID I'D RATHER SAW MY PRONGSTUBS OFF ONE BY ONE, HOLDING THE BLADE WITH MY TEETH WHEN I GET TO THE REMAINING PRONG, THAN PUT COCAINE ANYWHERE NEAR MY BUBBLING, TORMENTED PHYSIOLOGY AGAIN. AND TWO, BECAUSE MY CURRENT WORK CONTRACT IS KIND OF PHYSICALLY INESCAPABLE. SO THERE'S THAT. REASON TWO POINT FIVE. I DON'T TRUST YOU TO PUT THE WORD "SECRETARY" ANYWHERE NEAR ME AND COME OUT THE OTHER END OF THAT WITH AN IOTA OF "NORMAL" ATTACHED TO YOU.
alright the first twwo are vvalid reasons but twwo point fivve is pushin it i think theres been a huge misunderstandin betwween us i can undoubtedly say that wwhatevver crumb a lust i felt upon gazin at your twwinky carapace is noww in the extremely ultradistant past
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IF I WERE HYPOTHETICALLY ON THE CLOCK AT FUCKWITS INCORPORATED AND YOU HAD JUST RECENTLY REWATCHED ALTERNIAN PSYCHO WITHIN A WIPE, AND I BROUGHT A STACK OF REPORTS IN A THICK MANILLA ENVELOPE AND SLAMMED THEM ON YOUR WORKPLANK WITH BALEFUL WORKPLACE MALFEASANCE, YOU WOULD BE NORMAL ABOUT IT IF I THEN WALKED BACK OUT TO, SURPRISE, DO MORE OF MY FUCKING JOB?
personally i wwas imaginin a dynamic more like edwward grreey an leeian holwways than patric batema an his hopelessly flushed secretary an absolutely i wwouldnt evven steal a chance glance at your gift wwrapped caboose beggin for air behind the thick polyester blend a your pencil skirt as you wwalk awway nor consider the thickness a your manila envvelope
I w9uld first like t9 gently c9rrect the structure 9f this sentence. T9 call the Mad9nna-Wh*re C9mplex (hencef9rth referred t9 as the MWC s9 as t9 n9t sully the discussi9n with unsav9ry language) a sliding scale, 9ne w9uld assume, with9ut any additi9nal c9ntext, that the scale g9es fr9m left (Mad9nna) t9 right (Wh*re). S9 if y9u are g9ing t9 c9mpare Karkat and I t9 the MWC, y9u sh9uld list 9ur names fr9m left t9 right as well. 9therwise, s9me9ne with a l9t less familiarity with us might inadvertently assume that Karkat is the Mad9nna and that I am the 9ther 9ne, which is n9t the s9rt 9f impressi9n 9f me that y9u sh9uld leave pe9ple with, as it is rather rude t9 je9pardize s9me9ne else's reputati9n in this way. I will assume in g99d faith that this was an h9nest mistake. Next, let us unpack y9ur use 9f the MWC as a c9ncept. F9r any9ne reading this wh9 d9es n9t already kn9w, the MWC is a psych9l9gical phen9men9n that p9sits that a man cann9t earnestly l9ve a w9man that he feels sexual desire f9r, and vice versa. In his su6c9nsci9us, he thinks 9f w9men as either Mad9nnas (that is, virginal and chaste) 9r Wh*res (wh*res), and it is imp9ssi6le f9r any w9man t9 6e 69th. With that c9ntext in mind, it sh9uld 6e 96vi9us that there is a glaring issue with y9ur asserti9n. 6arring s9me very rare timelines, Karkat and I are *n9t* w9men, and theref9re exempt fr9m this s9rt 9f framew9rk under which female-f9cused male sexuality is viewed. N9w, if y9u indeed mean t9 relate the MWC t9 a female Karkat and a female Kankri, y9u sh9uld clarify that in y9ur 9riginal chitt. Until then, it s9unds as if y9u are implying gyn9centric principles t9 tw9 pe9ple t9 wh9m they d9 n9t apply. This s9rt 9f #GenderMisla6eling can 6e very upsetting t9 th9se 9f us wh9 are indeed secure in 9ur gender identities as men. H9pe this helps. #WW9rd #ThatIsT9Say #TheW9rdThatStartsWithW #N9tAReflecti9n9fY9urQuirk