eridan ampora
@caligulasAquamarine
vvilest most detestable troll knowwn to earth c
happy wwrigglin day kar
im still incredibly wwealthy wwhat wwith bein a creator an all but wwhat i really need is some kinda ship i could i easily get some carapacians to make themselvves useful an build one for me they are pretty hardwworkin but i doubt their craftmanship is sophisticated enough to meet my vvery refined taste in vvessels
my wwizard trainin arc nevver stopped happenin by the wway a true wwizard wwouldnt dream a lettin somethin as trivvial as death shake his noble devvotion to perfectin the craft ivve accepted my role as a wwizard an havve come to understand i wwas alwways fated to become one #wwizardposting
i kneww i had an adequate measure a you as a potential confederate in the elite and excusivve faction of esoteric minded grimoire readin shadoww wwizards aint it just sublime to cast aside the shackles of callin awwesome shit fake and lob a magic missile at someone like you wwere alwways meant to
you havve to take the cards you are dealt an the only provverbial bone paradox space saww fit to throww my wway wwas the wwizard shit so ivve obvviously got to stay on top of it an devvote my life to clawwin my wway up to the peak of wwizardry to achievve my truest wwickedest potential an also blowwin shit up on a wwhim is nice
interesting....... #icanworkwthis #ignorethatbtw
i already knoww the first damn thing evveryone is itchin to establish about me is wwhether subscribe to the hemospectrum an naturally i do since its a real thing an its important in a lot a wways but wwhat theyre really askin is for me to devvote myself body an soul to a singular ideology so that they can consult wwhatevver little camp theyvve shackled themselvves to for the officialy sanctioned manner in wwhich theyre supposed to regard me believvin in things from the bottom a my collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vvascular system is somethin i just dont see the point in anymore since im not a wwriggler i do an say wwhatevver benefits me an livve my fuckin life wwhich happens to be vvery different on earth c no philosophizin about blood caste has evver helped a soul
bruh fries > bag too many lines for me to read
ivve finally decided to dip my nub into this fetid deluge of a wwebsite an from my observvations wwhile lurkin so far its nature is precisely wwhat i assumed it wwould be an unendin fuckin torrent a insolent drabble from all sorts a freaks bemoanin tiny problems wwith their pitiable livves or laughable vvirtue signalin cowwards assurin evveryone that im somehoww abovve all a wwhat i just described wwould be pointless so i wwont evven though i knoww i am i heard this place wwas a decent enough wway to get hookups an thats about it
get off my bulge sol im not explainin wwhat emphasis means to you since you clearly dont havve anythin resemblin a shred of a point here an seem to just be invventin problems wwith my wwriting to bitch about noww
ivve nevver had anythin against other ampora vvariants really an i aint gonna throww awway any social credit offered my wway at this point so i guess thats a yes
ehhh wwe wwill get back to you on that one eri your case is still under revvieww
not rly but also i have a question 4 u one thats completely unrelated to any of what u just said BUT v v VVVVV important ok & i need u to be so srs with me when u answer it
SO yknow wizards right.... whatre ur thots on that is that liek a career path ud ever consider orrr......
oh absolutely im still vvery much stayin on top a my wwizard game one little mistake isnt goin to stop me from usin a wwand to delivver my righteous fury