Bec
@callingCujo
chill your titties, kitty. - [ Guidestuck Bec. DM-Friendly. ] [ Bisexual Disaster ] [ SFW/NSFW Friendly ]
is it weird to pet the dog version of you?
AINT NO WAY WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME DAWG!!! :)
not at all. i'd do the same! ...i wonder if a dog version of me exists for you somewhere.
gnawing on cables you say...
instead of ME being careful. YOU should try a nibble, its got a satisfying texture to your teeth.
the WEIRDEST lady and the tramp scenario. but yknow what? sure, we could watch a movie while nibbling on a decomissioned hair dryer cord.
sounds like a plan. i got nothing to do besides torture jasper. what kind of movies do you dig? you big into spy movies?
i haven't watched movies in a long time, so honestly? i'm down for anything! should i come to you? i have a transportalizer.
woah there, j.c ex. not today. tomorrow work for you? i gotta do some SERIOUS cleaning if im gonna have anyone over at my house.
cool. cool! then tomorrow it is. ill send you my transportalizer coordinates as soon as i figured out how to grab those.
alright, chittr. ive been gone for a minute. have i missed anything major related to the following... - dogs - cats - puppets - dolls &/or princesses - horse boys
hey there, rose. its a bit weird to talk to... you know, an actual cat. but yknow what, youre already better than 90% of chittr users. good girl.
is it normal to want to beat your friends on sight? asking for my dog.
real question. should you be asked questions from ur dog?
alright, just to prove a point. if you have/wanted to make out with this scrawny catboy. leave a like here. @acinonyxAnonymous to be exact. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63550b894d2b.png
i love my friend(s) but sometimes (t)he(y) says the stupidest shit.
i hate pitfalls.
Sorry, I had to pitty here, knowing the context.
i missed the part where im a world jumping x-man. like damn, lalonde, what are you EXPECTING me to do when someone goes AWOL and theres a murder game afoot???? another one, apparently?
cant even take a DAMN SECOND to process things without boku no neko slapping a bad person card on my head.
how do you impress a boy?
You could make anything, it doesn't have to be meat. Just a meal or dessert of some kind. It shows a willingness to make an effort.
hmmm..... ill have to see if pv or quinn know anything about baking.
looks more like a quarter horse to me? but hes got hooves, a horn, a cute little tial.
A fanfic loving boy liker is certainly a choice. Yeah just go for the baking idea
how do i tell my buddy i think hes a whore... #NSFW #Meow-Meow
my handle relates to the fact - i like dogs.
ah fuck. getting a painful case of "did i get extra mad at this for the reasons i didnt realize?"
1. own up and move on. 2. its already over, just forget about it.
the urge to beat my friends asses on a regular basis is INCREDIBLE. [ Mood: 😠 STEAMED ]
*muffled screaming.* why did i say that shit?!
Bec, I have no context here, but you say so much stuff without thinking that I cant guess this once.
okay. so are satyrs just anime horse boys?
man, teaching yourself to read really shows its ass sometimes.
i dont type. i use voice to text shit. i just click and it speaks to me too whatever you wrote.
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It'§ al§o mi§§pelling thing§ too? "(C)apotlize" i§ not a wo(R)d. Text to §pee(c)h doe§ not wo(R)k that way. I feel like you'(R)e t(R)olling. ™
typing and deleting responses over and over because you WANNA say something terrible. but you dont wanna say something terrible at the same time.
he was right about one thing, i do need more friends.
getting real tired of people.
that's exactly why i choose to be a dog instead of a person :)