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HEHE YAAYY!! WAGS MY TAIL
i keep forgetting to check back here. hi!!! hello!!!

I'M LIKE!!! YEAH!!! SHE'S FINE!!! :)

its weird if you dont pet the dog i think

AINT NO WAY WE POSTED AT THE SAME TIME DAWG!!! :)

#normal

what if we all woofed.

i am *so* excited. message me updates! i'll see you then, hehehe!

oh yeah, sorry haha, i'm just really excited. tomorrow is good!

i haven't watched movies in a long time, so honestly? i'm down for anything! should i come to you? i have a transportalizer.

Guy tits on my mind.

well, maybe... wanna share?

hmmm.. okay, i don't see why not then. be careful!!

missed you! :)

fuck yeah.

gnawing cables is art btw.

are we gnawin?

hey. did i fuckin hear gnawin.

Bec, I would like to let you be aware you made me break my comically large coffee mug.

comfy dog crate with treats

hi jade.

its tasty as fuck. honestly.

A picture of your humble narrator

Sometimes Bec sounds like a fanfic writer, truly.
STOP telling me that I lost "the game". I've NEVER lost ANYTHING in my entire LIFE!

I THINK FINE SHYT JUST FLIRTED WITH ME... WOW...

Woods. :)

A fanfic loving boy liker is certainly a choice. Yeah just go for the baking idea
You could make anything, it doesn't have to be meat. Just a meal or dessert of some kind. It shows a willingness to make an effort.

c< cOOK tHeM a Meal, prObably >c

Depends on the dude- what's he like?

Rose sends her best " Meows " to everyone, Rose has also finally shown up, she's been below the desk this whole time.
My OPPONENTS are trying to plot my DOWNFALL through the deployment of a MEALY apple.

have you never heard of bite first ask later.

why would you need reading anyway. had to taught myself and i dont even use that shit.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d05f03eb1254.png Catgirl time ft @pinocchiosVices#3743


I can relate.

pubby no wanna do taxes

dang :/

that's exactly why i choose to be a dog instead of a person :)
Top TWO things EVER: Hanging with your BOYS who read ALL of your texts and ALWAYS respond in an orderly AND timely fashion. Passing your mandatory KEGSTAND EXAMS.
Dude, I think we might be some kind of LOST form of BLOOD BROTHERS. Like if we could be BROTHERS from separate FATHERS.
I'm really FEELING this too, bro. Taurs across the STARS, joined in BROHOOD.
My frat is NEVER failed, my herd NEVER unguided. LOYALTY, FRIENDSHIP, and BLADEPLAY of REFINED caliber.
If some STUPID BRUTE came at my boys SIDEWAYS, I would gallop myself over to the site of ATTACK and SHIELD them with my body. My DELTS would be so iron HARD that their fists of EVIL would deflect and all of my SWEET guys would be safe from HARM, not that I think any mere MORTAL could rein down BLOWS on my dudes and POSSIBLY damage them anyway, but I would do it REGARDLESS because I care SO MUCH. It's not even about FRIENDSHIP but knowing when to STEP IN and STUNT on the ENEMY with your NOBLE and ACADEMIC heartzone, man.
SOME of you guys clearly haven't ever felt the TOUCH of your best bro. The bond between MEN is so indomitable that I can't even BEGIN to describe it. You can SHAKE the bond but you can never BREAK it.

Fuck if I know.
Some call these SUPPLEMENTS. To me they're just FOOD.

fuck yes.
[☠︎︎] AS MY DAUGHTER SAYS - FUCK MONDAYS BUT I WILL DRESS UP ANYWAYS HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AJBWLQ7L9SBZHJVH/MAIDBONER.PNG [☠︎︎]

COLLECT MY PUPPETS!!! :)

Bec, You just exploded Earth.

Yes, I did pick a cat, I have Rose in my arms right now.

Ah, beams again? Jaspers beam. You're now a cat.
Gosh............ princesses kissing........ princes and warriors kissing............ this world is beautiful....
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/362d9f180aa1.png More story stuff, but I think I gotta do some redesigning....

HOPE BEC LIKES GREEN!!! :)

WOW BEC... THATS... A LOT!!! :)

TODAY I WILL BECOME A CUTE LITTLE CAL!!! :)

Rose word of the day is. " Meow. " ^. .^
If you can beat them, send them a cake! Now you're having a lovely tea party! That sounds much better.

SENT MORE FLOWERS FOR BEC!!! :)

BELTS ARE COOL!!! BUT HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR HOMIES TODAY???

DAWG!!! :)

3833 < Fefeta loves boys 3833 < Fefeta loves girls 3833 < Fefeta loves everynyan

3833 < Fefeta can do t)(at

Growl.

>O+ I AM FINALLY ABLE tO PILOt tHE IMPERIAL SHIP, I DREAMED ABOUt tHAt EVER SINCE I WAS A GRUB.

my trollsona is actually a jadeblood called jadyne harley!! and shes really cool everyone loves her and she has no issues at all :D

my human name is jade :D

i dont like when people hate my posts :( what did i do wrong..?

HOUND.

aint nothing but a hount dawggggggggg

⚇ #BreakfastPosting for today. ⚇ I'm having 12 monte cristo sandwiches ⚇ BBQ ribs. ⚇ A couple of fish flavor discs ⚇ And :8) Some scrambled cluckbeast eggs. ⚇

c< sNrK >c

Back from the coffee break, had about 4 mugs only, will be getting more later.
The movie in which the golden retriever woofcritter occupies himself with hoop-sport, for there're no rules suggesting he could not perform in hoop-sport

Air Bud or Bingo

Bec made me laugh for real with this one. " if we take the J and Per from your name it's plain just ass. " I haven't thought of this one involving my name.

⫸ y⨀u l⨀⨀k fruity :-)

real shit. same thing about the fuckin uranium chips.

eating cables.

i am

past a (ertain point, no. 7ou get the badge and 7ou don’t need to eat an7more. i don’t. but i still do sometimes be(ause food tastes good, the feeling of satiation is ni(e, and it’s good to eat with people.

7eah

i thinnk so. i eat so i donnt.
:OO < amazing!
:33 < do you also eat burger?

absolutely i do

god tiers eat, yeah. im still nnot suure if its a nnecessity becauuse ouur immortality is uunnconnvenntionnal.

i eat food hell i drink soda i eat pizza

u know thats fair maybe u can ask a friend 2 open the doors or somethin then??

Ghost! And hey I was just worried about what you tried eating this time.

Ken you walk the dog?

i miss bec every day :( he was the best boy ever!!

who let the dogs out.

mood

THIS GUY GETS ME

im gonna stack all these pities and push it down someone throat

I still wear my cat pajamas till this day, It's lame but I really like it.

Shit. Okay, so it is an actual phenomenon.

get better friends tbh

yeah.

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