โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ OHHH THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! I WISH I HAD THE BANDWIDTH TO SYNTHESIZE THE FULL SCOPE OF THIS BREAKLESS HYPE TRAIN UNINTERRUPTED BY PINGING NOTIFICATIONS!!! โฐ๐ช๐ซฒ๐ซฑ๐ ๐๐คโทโฐ twirls my hair damaROUND and ROUND and ROUND and ROUND๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ซต YOU THOUGHT THE MARKET FOR MIDDLING MANAGERS HAD CORRECTED ITSELF AND CORNER OFFICE VILLAINS WERE DEAD STOCK??? ๐ซต โจ๐โ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐จ exTREMELY loud market correction!!! EARBLOODYING BUZZER SOUNDS!!! CRITICAL OVERSIGHT IN DUE DILIGENCE!!!! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ PISSED AWAY MILLIONS, BILLIONS EVEN!โจ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ๐จ๐โ ๐ค๐ค๐ค behold the woman. the myth. the handshake made of the stuff of legend. the absolute deadline-driving, timeline-dividing, grindset-grievance-hoarding stakeholder savant...THE CHAIRMINISTRANGLER'S CHOICE AWARD RECIPIENT!!!!!! @handMaid i have GOT to hand it to you, i couldnt have done this without you!!!! literally๐ค๐ค๐ค โฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธโ SHE'S NOT JUST AN EMPLOYEE. SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR OF OUTWARDLY EXTENDED EXTINCTION. SHE'S NOT JUST A SERVANT. SHE'S A SYNERGY SADIST. SHE'S NOT JUST ASSASSIN. SHE'S AN ANGEL INVESTOR IN ANGUISH INFLICTING AERIAL ASSASSINATING DOWNWARDLY DRAPED BODIES!!!! AND SHE! DROPS! THEM! LIKE! SHE'S! HOT!!!! SHE IS A WALKING PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF LETHAL LETHARGY INDUCING POISONOUS PROPORTIONS WHO SOMEHOW REMAINS HR-COMPLIANT THROUGH THE POWER OF UNALIENATED OPTICS ALONE!!!!! WHO NEEDS WORK-LIFE BALANCE WHEN YOU'RE A GAL LIKE SHE???? EY??? WHAT'S UP DOC??? YOUR DAUGHTER, SCRATCH DADDY, DUH!!!! AND WHAT GOES UP... โโฑ๏ธ๐ผ๐ก๏ธ ๐๐ซก๐ introducing: ๐๐ซก๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THE BADBITCH DEMONESS๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDO (oomfie!) ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐because when the profaned dark lord demands scalable solutions for timeline tackling, and the talent pool run dry, Damara, a bodybag deliverables-obsessed, a paradigm-shifter, and cutting-edge edge-cutting (but not corner cutting) self-starter, STRATEGICALLY arrives with KILLER OPTICS, slide deck in hand, a glowy needle, and absolutely no intention of letting the competition survive even a minute past the thirty this little circle back around is scheduled for -- removing bitches like unoptimized legacy code in a server migration (plus, what's more disruptive than temporal paradoxes??? talk about trailblazing!)๐ ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ she can pivot the timeline, hand you your ass, optimize the workflow, streamline your ancestors, downsize the population, leverage the causal loop, this badbitch, ohhhhh guuuurl, she would circle back to kill your grandfather just to shove the bootstrap paradox down his throat just to feel the butterfly effect in his tummy, and probably scratch it all before it crashes the whole damn session!!!! beforans get shit DONE!!!! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ ๐๐๐ introducing one more time, starting today, my official fellow title-bearing coworker (thaaaanks cali b!!!!!! @caliBorn) annnnnnnndddddd shoulder-to-shoulder peer...as ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ to my chosen title of ร๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐งก๐งก๐งก DAMARA MEGIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ๐งก๐งก๐งก ๐ญ what a HOSTILE TAKEOVER HUH???? ๐ญ #Chairministrangler #TheHandMaid #DamaraMegido #Alternia #TheFelt #StartupVillainsWISH #TemporalDisruptor #GoldbloodGrindset #OpticsQueen #SynergySadist #TimelineCEO #MurderousMentor #CatastrophicallyEmployed #BusinessEndOfTheNeedle #CertifiedStrangledMoment #ActualHostileTakeover #NSFW #BecauseWhatWorkIsSafeNow #IMean #REALLY ๐ซฑ๐ซฒ CHARMS is WIPING TEARS FROM LAUGHS AND GOOD TIMES (ABOUT TO BE) HAD.
๐ซก๐yesssssssssir mr seven sir๐๐ซก ๐๐คโทโฐ ill do everything in my power to stay off of that list ๐๐คโทโฐ๐ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
..i wholepusheredly disapprove.
๐๐๐ awww cheer up, pantsed o mime, you got caught with your drawers down, hearty boxcar briefs visible aplenty ๐๐๐ ๐ซถ thoughโฆ maybe there is a good lesson brief to be taken away from all of this? dont spite my charming offers, you will only force my hand to take it into my own ๐ซถ ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
bitch, i ain't spite shit??? i did what you motherfuckin' asked me to do. i *said* i would, did i motherfuckin' not?! i truly cannot fathom what the fuck your game is, Charms.
๐๐คญโdid you though? did you reeeeeeallllly? or did you kick your pjโd feet up in the felt manor and only now try to play ball with the big boys?๐๏ธ๐คญ๐ ๐ฅฐ๐and squeakpest on poor sweet roewzi, who was just trying to do you a favor๐๐ฅฐ ๐ซฐnow i get to seem the thoughtful sort, credit i didnt ask for is mine, and you have๐ซฐ ๐ฅ๐ณegg on your face?๐ณ๐ฅ โ๐ซถoh the walls here are so remarkably thin!๐ซถ๐ค ๐ข๐๏ธ CHARMS is LISTENING.
...motherfucker i couldn't do it immediately, i was on call for work. don't all up and pretend you know what the fuck i was up to. i wasn't even at hive until, like...an hour ago. locally. as little as that means for motherfuckers like us :o/
๐๐figuratively speaking, big makara๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐i had no way of knowing what you were up to in the mansion until my offffficial induction just now! guh doyyyyy!๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๏ธ CHARMS is LISTENING.
what the fuck ever, motherfucker. swag the fuck ever
๐๐ฉomg you are so olddddddduh๐ฉ๐ ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐no one says swag anymore, you old fogey fuck๐๐ซฅ๐ซฅ ๐ CHARMS is KINDA CHARMED ACTUALLY.
:o) I say it because I think it is funny. :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo like i give a fuck what you think, kid.