♣ mediated by @canineRebel

▲don't care who i gotta chat with to get her back with us honestly, literally the least of my worries▼

၄⋆၃ partner didnt laugh at my joke kill her #joke #silly

၄⋆၃ squirtle pokemon it was a mere jest haha laugh #silly

၄⋆၃ i did notixe thought you finally ditxhed me #silly #joking #dearimjoking

၄⋆၃ what like you were terminated question mark suxks i guess

rock band had a bass i think? hm.

えーと......

၄⋆၃ ooooh that i do not know i do not interaxt with the poor thing muxh dot dot dot reminds me of a kixked sopping wet barkbeast though

၄⋆၃ the same reason you were sad i suppose :(

၄⋆၃ you xannot be serious ORANGE IS IN THE NAME WHAT FRUIT IS ORANGE QUESTION MARK

@canineRebel https://i.postimg.cc/dDPND0Sn/image.png BX33 < girl you aint beating the nyallegations

၄⋆၃ sometimes i wonder if you just dont think at all dear SEND A PIXTURE OF AN APPLE DOT DOT DOT #silly #affextionate

X Is that like a “so what” or “so where’s mine”? x

၄⋆၃ unfortunately i regret to inform you that if we are going as izutsumi and marxille we xannot kiss bexause izutsumi is xanonixally a 17 year old have fun #silly

၄⋆၃ light bulbs PHYSIXALLY xannot fit into someones mouth unless they UNHINGE THEIR JAW in a spexifix way what the fuxk did you dooo question mark

၄⋆၃ do FUXKING NOT #silly

၄⋆၃ shrug either he is in a bad mood or you havent asked your xertified "dumb questions" of him yet #silly

၄⋆၃ a little bit :( this is not about us or past situations

since she soften. i got to say this myself. my fuckin catch phrase. blah blah this blah blah that. how bout you go suck my knot instead. #nsfw

goat as in. the. the acronym I actually don't. know what it stands for now that I think a8out it. g. greastest...one...all time ?? smth like this

i ain't the one who got dumped though.

lol. did he dump her? i just thought about it now. couldn't be me.

၄⋆၃ well yeah probably its her life

၄⋆၃ sigh are you sure question mark bexause you get exhausted and then you xrashhhhh

✦ from what i have gathered you are always confused however hi hello how are you its a pleasure to meet the turning point of my alternates timeline a single intruder has caused so much to change for him :)

၄⋆၃ yiffy dot dot dot you need to rest
。 ₊°༺ UGH! NOO! i said yoou have BEAS♱ LIKE FEA♱URES!! ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ NOO♱ ♱HA♱ YOOU AARE A BEAS♱!! yoou're very clearly noo♱ a beas♱. doon'♱ yoou DARE ♱wis♱ ♱he ghoos♱ princess' woords!!!!

...................................... oh. its aight if you dont remember. you doin aight girlypop?
Nobody can give you a microphone, Yiffany. You have to find it yourself. It's a long, harrowing journey but once you grip that hunk of metal your life will never be the same.

၄⋆၃ yes to the first 2 dot dot dot but the thirdddd question mark :)

[unit_CN003NF_message] (oh...uhm... did i-i say s-something wrong? ) (sorry) [end_message]

၄⋆၃ ah damn guess ill need a new lover if this one died via explosion dot dot dot woe is me dot dot dot #silly

ruby youre not supposed to give away what your costume is. the point is that your identity is secret. now you have to come up with a different costume.

၄⋆၃ squints you are not a #substanxe

its ok not to be tall.

၄⋆၃ mmmmmmmagix
__Ah._He_seems_busy.__ https://i.imgur.com/bNZJsC4.gif #eyestrain #blood #violence #gif

၄⋆၃ yep

၄⋆၃ tripped

Actually kind of insane to name your child Tavros. Jade would've been justified to freak the fuck out.
RRRRRRRRRRRRR... 🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️


B33 < where ya goin

၄⋆၃ i mean usually someone is required to have a kismesis and matesprit to xontinue troll lineage or something we are a spexial xase where i do not need another quadmate or desire one but typixally trolls have at least a matesprit and kismesis and usually someone mediating their xonflixt with a kismesis and oxxasionally a moirail makes sense question mark


▼▼ughh▲▲ ▲fine yeah, Xennox, is the one getting treated like a barkbeast right now, not you, when usually its you▼

▲i know you dont▼

၄⋆၃ all this just for me to expose she is 5'2 haha :))

၄⋆၃ im not tall though i am short for my xaste i will have you know :)

၄⋆၃ you are little :) tiny itty bitty

၄⋆၃ hehe haha she is poxket sized :) then again i have been growing quite a bit rexently

How tall are you?

YOu SHuT YOuR MOuTH.

Should you be eating chocolate at all?

teehee dawwwwww

၄⋆၃ squints it is far too early in the night for you to be doing this try again in 5 hours #silly

X I unblocked someone, let’s see if they annoy me as much this time. #vague x

၄⋆၃ do fuxking NOT

vague... rlly vague. #vagueposting

#erichuds

AWW.

၄⋆၃ this does not help dot dot dot well if you need help figuring out what is wrong i am here

၄⋆၃ you know this wouldnt have been the weirdest topix if trolls xould produxe milk but i dont think that is typixal #dashwatxhing #suggestive #notfond

၄⋆၃ teasing you question mark who would everrrrr do thattt not me noooo siree lalallalalallallala

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@caninerebel woof #woof you Will Never Know Normalcy, No Matter How Hard You Attempt To Move On And Learn You Will Never Truly Be Someone Whole. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀

Exactly What It Says On The Tin, You're Damaged Goods.

I Am Being Quite Direct, Not Exactly My Fault Your Mother Purposely Hurt Your Development Among Other Things.
pff- it's a joke, ru6y. we're just havin' a silly laugh.

၄⋆၃ blinks alright

I do not.

it's a joke. praisin, minus the p, raisin, whi(h is a dr7 grape

၄⋆၃ it wont dot dot dot it never will dot dot dot

no thanks !!

၄⋆၃ ruby related and having the last name "strider" is two entirely different things

၄⋆၃ same here dearesttt if you need us we will be xuddling and playing and drawing and full of whimsy

၄⋆၃ say that to the walls you keep faxe planting into

၄⋆၃ did you purposely go there question mark you didnt right question mark therefore it is not your fault

၄⋆၃ no maid monday post from me im sweaty gross and need to fix my hair tonight i will be foxusing on xleaning myself up

၄⋆၃ I DO NOT XARE

၄⋆၃ you indeed did im sorry :(

uMM,,, oH, i ASK, oNE OF THE EYES, wHAT THE OTHER WOULD, sAY IT SAW IF, i ASKED IT,

၄⋆၃ i know dot dot dot be xareful if you disappear i dont know what i will do dot dot dot

၄⋆၃ still dot dot dot be xareful dont rush baxk xarelessly and hurt yourself more than nexessary

၄⋆၃ oh dot dot dot still having issues with your memory question mark you better be here as fast as possible i miss you
No one who acts like that is your mom kid.

B33 < wings are open fur hugs if anynyan wants comfurt also

၄⋆၃ im awareee :)))) by all texhnixalities you do not feel wellllll

၄⋆၃ SIGHHH i suppose i know but its muxh funnier to pretend i do not but yes i am aware

၄⋆၃ darling you do not have to yearn when we LIVE TOGETHER SHAKES YOU #silly

၄⋆၃ you sure question mark you do not seem ok

၄⋆၃ are you alright question mark

၄⋆၃ mood suddenly and spontaneously stabilized why does my entire body hurt question mark i got bruises and sxrapes everywhere holy fuxk

၄⋆၃ nooooooooooo shout pole i just have so muxh energy AND NEED TO BE DOING SOMETHING or else alternia will EXPLODE BLAMMMMMMMMM HAHHA maybe i shouldnt do anything alternia exploding would be FUNNYYYY

၄⋆၃ xuddling would be nixe a nixe xlean hit to the skull might help as well #violenxe #JOKE

X Wow someone’s crashing tf out #dashwatching x

၄⋆၃ huh HUH QUESTION MARK

၄⋆၃ dawg wit a ring

၄⋆၃ as ive said before i am a man in the way that a ship is a woman im a man in the way i align my gender with masxulinity but i am not a man im a man in the way i know i am not a woman dot dot dot :) and saying i am a man is muxh easier to explain than "im gender non xonforming but i like being xalled masxuline terms but i do not mind words suxh as pretty and beautiful but it also is far muxh more xomplex than that in my mind bexause i dont really feel like a man nor a woman" so yes i say i am a man

hey that's progress

<<"little bit off in a few places, but you're trying, and that's what matters!">>

၄⋆၃ quit xhewing my xables

၄⋆၃ blinks i woke up an hour ago dear please give me time to gain xonsxiousness

၄⋆၃ nope :) bitter spray is intentionally as bitter as possible its not spixy its not sour its just bitter

၄⋆၃ Ohhhhh hohohooo dot dot dot hey @xanineRebel question mark you hear that question mark bitter spray :)

It's what you have to pay when you do something immoral.

၄⋆၃ well youre related to them but you are not a strider by all texhnixalities

၄⋆၃ eridan isnt as awful as he seems to be fair hes merely obnoxious

၄⋆၃ no its just funny at this point :)

"[aТТs"

im going to level with you ruby you have like eighteen nomenclatures in front of harley in that long ass title you pick up surnames like its a game of fucking katamari damacy id be surprised if there was a last name you dont have the way you pick up every fucking last name in existence mad respect you dont scare me

၄⋆၃ oh dot dot dot well perhaps a bit too subtle question mark i did not xatxh on :(

၄⋆၃ indeed it is

၄⋆၃ i was very surprised learning you xould play an instrument you do not seem the type to enjoy sitting idly and learning a diffixult skill

၄⋆၃ But I meow all the time question mark :)

၄⋆၃ thats bexause doorguy ate all the damn lamps or some shit

people be going through the most dangerous harrowing shit of their lives like hold up man gotta get this one on the feed

၄⋆၃ okay dot dot dot but what if i did bulk up just a little just enough to hold my own and not faint when standing up question mark

A shame, but Verity will respect y*ur matesprit's wishes.

၄⋆၃ please dot dot dot im not immune to RADIATION POSIONING

၄⋆၃ nod nod i apologize dear it will happen again
ཐི༏ཋྀ M1xture 0f eggs & fl0ur cut 1nt0 a shape. Wh1ch 1s then b01led 1n a p0t 0f water 0r 0ther l1qu1d. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

D --> I thought you liked being pet

၄⋆၃ i do not believe its required of you
You should expect this by now, quite frankly.

(( Stares at YOU through my screen. Do me a favor and OOC block me if you use slurs in roleplay please. I'm not sure exactly WHAT happened, but I do know I've been called that word my entire life and its just not fucking cool to use it as an insult. I don't care if you can reclaim it, just don't use slurs in public places, sites, that biz. People will be uncomfortable. That's unavoidable. Best to just avoid situations like this all together. Fucking hate being the #woker but I'm so fucking serious. I dont care what you say with your friends in private, I just dont want to see or hear bigoted shit. I think everyone got wayyyy too into their characters and took ic actions personally, and I think, we all need a break. Please remember there are people behind the posts.

၄⋆၃ nevermind hes a fuxking bitxh

၄⋆၃ OH okay :D yay exxlamation point

print("weirdly suggestive reply") print("hashtag suggestive")

၄⋆၃ this is fair however waggles my nub at you

၄⋆၃ yep xongrats shout pole you have a fuxked up family wooo shout pole

၄⋆၃ yes that is how humans work you gain familial relations to BOTH SIDES of the parents

၄⋆၃ darling did you not know this question mark is it not xommon knowledge they are somehow related to the lalondes question mark

yeah make's sense

၄⋆၃ no i mean listen you do know lusii are like trolls guardians right question mark imagine if you will being raised by a purrbeast who disappears for nights at a time and then leaves xarxasses of small fiends on your floors

၄⋆၃ oh OH well we uh we xan think about this uhm at some point

၄⋆၃ look up peanut butter jelly the long way its a stupid human meme but it brings me joy

၄⋆၃ the long way :)

၄⋆၃ blinks llllllong question mark

၄⋆၃ quadmate that bites and quadmate that has an entire arsenal of knives lying around somewhere in their respitebloxk #quadrantgoals #ifuxkingthink #violenxe

၄⋆၃ thing is im unsure if sopor would do anything for humans bexause its produxed by and for alternians gog this hhhhhhhhhhhghghghhhhmhkkjjhrhgrgrgrg :)

၄⋆၃ yes yes we do do not drink it or put it anywhere near your ganderbulbs please

၄⋆၃ darling you didnt ruin anything i just wanted to show you around but i think just maybe we will stay hive for a while so people forget about this inxident

၄⋆၃ i had to pull you away bexause you wanted to KEEP GOING gog you are so spirited

၄⋆၃ this is why i told you NOT to look in the dirextion of any other trolls and to wear some sort of hood BUT SOMEONE DIDNT LISTEN

၄⋆၃ massive robots that might be biologixal question mark their biggest role is fulfilling the monarxhs whims another one of their jobs is xollexting the uh dot dot dot genetix material but basixally big bad robots kill you

၄⋆၃ im aware dear i think my devixe just hates me

၄⋆၃ bald boo (i am not bald do not worry dear)

၄⋆၃ YOU PASSED OUT QUESTION MARK im not sure if that means you are FINE

၄⋆၃ i am praying you are merely joking and im too tired to tell

၄⋆၃ have you never heard adam sandlers ixonix and memed song at a medium paxe question mark

၄⋆၃ just allow me to quote a line from the song "spit on your hand and stroke my xoxk at a medium paxe" do you get it now question mark #nsfw

meow! :3

၄⋆၃ im going to smother you (affextionately) with blankets and pillows

I think the purple one is gonna avenge clover

၄⋆၃ what question mark

၄⋆၃ wait dot dot dot DO DO YOU NOT KNOW WE DONT ALL BLEED THE SAME XOLOR QUESTION MARK

၄⋆၃ nah perfext amount of murder

၄⋆၃ shaken up but less so by the uh image of her xorpse and more so by the faxt if she xan get on this site THAT MEANS OTHER TROLLS FROM MY TIMELINE XAN OOOOH HELLL NAHHHH

Would it 8e so 8ad if he did read it?
1T W4S 4 JOK3, 1 DON'T H4V3 TH3 P4T13NC3 FOR TH4T K1ND OF TH1NG 4NYW4YS!

၄⋆၃ the uh xhixk i mentioned yesterday

၄⋆၃ yes i do know the song please dont roll down the stairs

၄⋆၃ need it to be known im only protexting @xanineRebel in #amongus bexause the rest of you are evil and must be dealt with swiftly #joke

BX33 < goregle image search the word on this one dude

၄⋆၃ have you tried not xhewing them until theyre nubs question mark theyre muxh easier to use when they are axtually intaxt
🍌- HEY I'll take it if the dog girl don't want it!!!

its for me mOtherfuckEr

yeah i know

dawww.

for what its worth i like you better ...no offense if you see this, xennox

:)

i means you can be like me, uh... brainwashed i guess!

၄⋆၃ gog im nauseous im not touxhing that new door with a 10 foot pole @xanineRebel darling there is a strange door in the ablutionbloxk DO NOT OPEN IT I SWEAR TO GOG DOOR DEMON QUESTION MARK IM IM XURRENTLY XLEANING UP BLOOD OFF MY MEALBLOXK FLOOR
... man. is it at least an electric guitar?

၄⋆၃ no question mark would you want that question mark i mostly meant its good that we will talk properly

take it one thing at a time. the word's arent as important as long as you get the general gist of what stuff mean's

၄⋆၃ youre allowed to rely on others dot dot dot :( and as your matesprit not being able to properly understand what youre going through pains my pusher greatly

၄⋆၃ I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS

၄⋆၃ true :) YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS BY THE WAY OH XRAZY HOW THIS XAME UP IN XONVERSATION TOTALLY NATURALLY grips you

၄⋆၃ xrying is typixally a sign of sadness "negative" emotions are usually a sign that something is wrong and needs to be fixed around you it is not wrong to be upset you are not awful for being angry at something that is generally dreadful and lonely

this is messin up my pan man

uhhh no, no this very much also is a human thing

Y0u d0nt need any excuse t0 n0t attend

B33 < yeah yiffy eridans just one guy B33 < like he sucks but he can still have sex lmeow

okay i'm about to get put under for the surgery stuff i should be fine be back when i'm not knocked out :) #cw-surgery

.....mutant bl··d is N•T fucking c·mm·n lma·..... ...m·st mutants are....idk extra p·werful.......·r def·rmed weird.....but really its a s·ci·p·litical c·nstruct........ ......have friends wh· are "mutants"...f·r bullshit reas·ns.....its all just......c·ntr·l...........
From my understandIng, It usually refers to trolls who are h@ched wIth a blood colour th@ does not dIrectly fall onto the hemospectrum. I have also seem the term used to those wIth more / less than two horns. There are a lot of mut@Ions th@ can occur, blood colour Is just the most common.
you know, alts and stuff i was told a long time ago that every version of oneself is connected by a sort of invisible thread and i feel in part responsible for the actions of a lot of my alternates which, as it turns out, is why i get so mad sometimes!
* Why is that m'lady? Did you take substantial damage trying to best a powerful foe?
Ive been on tghi$ $ite for a few day$ and i already know it$ xennox #extremelyfuckingobviou$po$ting

၄⋆၃ sxratxhes my pan did she know question mark

၄⋆၃ who named you question mark arent humans typixally named by a parent question mark

၄⋆၃ long ass name

၄⋆၃ i do not believe so :(

it's okay!

I HAVE DETESTED EVERY SINGLE VERSION OF YOU I HAVE SEEN. AND YET SOMEHOW THIS ONE IDIOTIC COMMENT IS PLACING YOU HIGHER IN THE RANKINGS.
i feel like ive adapted fine enough to this new way of interacting with peeps. that nagging feeling is for sure still there tho lemme tell you lmao. i dont think most of my reality's friends are on here? i know for sure my karkat roomie aint here. he got me into this site by badmouthing it lmfao

M0m wh0...

Cool Where Are You Going

Possibly No Question Mark

၄⋆၃ bites my frond and kixks my feet hehe bitxhes want me

၄⋆၃ someone who is impossible to endure being around a true pain dear dot dot dot you are most definetly not insufferable

၄⋆၃ im not sure GA seems dot dot dot partixularly insufferable

၄⋆၃ yep keep falling asleep bexause im a xompetitive sleeper

You can always go back and edit it to a preferred name.

၄⋆၃ awww shout pole

:33 < if it makes mew f33l any bepurr :33 < i dont.

There's a weird sort of enlightenment in going Grimdark. Grimbark? Idk. Like, you understand everything in understanding nothing? It's like your existence becomes an oxymoron . Also talking is harder.

၄⋆၃ that sounds terrifying that would mean theres more of me and is selfxest axxeptable in soxiety question mark #joke

Theyre horny and they like dog girls. That's the reason I've seen at least.

I likke to imaagine this is aabout the blueblood who haas never once hornyposted in their life

haha having to beg on the splinternet points and laughs

A detailed 8reakdown of the topic would take hours, if I'm 8eing honest. 8ut I, too, dislike taxes.

I don't know you, but I would have to guess that it's probably for the mommy issues. Don't worry. Let she who is without mommy issues cast the first stone, I say.

This one.

im sorry ruby........ :(

thanks... i think?

hehe, he's just jealous! which is very... mm. but!! he is right.. i'm sorry to say i'm not interested, i like you just as a friend, yiffy! you're a good one!

yes, i'm so sorry.

well that's not my name!!
stolen money

one time is fine. i can deal with a secret admirerer once. a second time is silly!!! who are you silly person! let me know so i can maybe give you a kiss about it!

[ mih etiB ]

B33 < seconding that youre already cute tbh

i dunno kinda

i dunno i'm just teasing i guess sorry mood swings or something i'm sure you're a very normal well adjusted individual

you. have. mommy. issues. it's a fact :/

you kind of do but like its fine who care's. everyones got some kind of issue

you do though

Perhaps Use Context Clues When We Interact Going Forward
Oh.. awe.. I will never understand parents who have children and never consider their feelings or thoughts!! I am so sorry sweetie, please know that I am proud of you and you deserved a much better mother. If you want I can act like one to you.. I don't mind.

I still do not know how to hide links on my posts. Have I really sat down to look at the process? No. Do I think it's daunting and it makes me feel like a luddite? Yes. Am I going to do it any time soon? Probably not.

While in my universe I do not have any, I suppose knowing there are universes and timelines in which versions of me do have children means that those children are in a strange way also mine, all of this to say yes, in a strange convoluted way.

I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.

pe0ple are all about acceptance until they enc0unter some0ne without telepathy. y0u'd think they'd love the chance tw0 explain on their 0wn terms.
8=8 > Good Σ>:)
if you weren't a person talking to me, i would say this all sounds like a bad joke. you've probably heard something like that before, huh?
MaD respect. set theM bounDaries Motherfucker! noboDy can tell ya what you are
⚝ Oh! I guess I'll add it to the data base dictionary ⚝
No fault of theirs, ma'am. The majority exist in their own timelines that do not result in your existence, or they are existing at a point to where you have not been conceived. At one point one or two will, it's statistically impossible for them to not exist. You will just have to give it time.
Now, who would that 8e?

do yall actshoally drink coffee??? that shits just fuckin polluted water water polluted with BURNT B-EANS

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