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YOUR SON LOOKS LIKE A GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL /REF
DO YOU WANT A SANDWICH
SHUT UP DUALSCAR YOU ARE BREATHING TOO LOUD.
Again. You 8ank quite hard on inanim8 o8jects taking me out when YOU simply could do the jo8 YOURSELF. Scared of killing something that isn’t a nanny or a low8lood, flutter fins????????
Where is a 8ountiful 8ucket of popped agriculture seeds when you need it <////////3 it feels almost cruel to have such delicious entertainment and not a thing to gorge myself on while watching it.
NO, FUCK YOU. YOU STINK.
seadwellllllers willllll tTalllk aboutT how weak and usellless lllowbllloods are whillle screeching and cackllling lllike Yeens. untTilll You go and slllash tTheir gilllllls and Ffinns. tThen shitT suddenlllY isntT FfunnY anYmore ==BP
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At least slit my throat yourself, you coward. This is precisely why I will ALWAYS win; you always give me the chance to slip away.
Oh no, poor 8a8yyyyyyyy. Don't trip and fall when you step off the 8oat.
Oh, darlings. I AM the forcefem.
Let us see how furious he gets when I leave him on "read".
Anyways cope and seethe losers
Mmmmmmmm. We'll just have to hope that you won't 8e 8ehind on chores, huh? ::::'( oh, 8oo.
8WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Please. We 8oth know you don't have the guts. My head would have turned to mincemeat loooooooong ago if you did. Run along now, errand 8oy. I'd h8 to see your leash yanked 8y the empress for dilly-dallying.
look I just can't help 8ut 8e 8etter than all you, it's in my nature! ::::)
Is that so? Funny. And to think, my face is hardly even half as ugly as yours! HA! I could chart a course on that old wrinkled map you call a visage, Orphaner.
It's as if they can smell me........
I CANT STOP LAUGHIGN HELPPPP NEEDDD OXYGEN
Whatever You Say, Old Man. #serene
==uNfortuNately, i've dePicted you as joyous aNd full of woNder==
Hell-o. My name is J-o-riva Urvari. I'm a s-o-cial w-o-rker with the Warmblo=ods f-o-r the Ethical Treatment o-f Burgundy, Lime, Amber, Ne-o-n, Khaki, Emerald, and Turtleblo=ods F-o-undati-o-n, a n-o-n-pr-o-fit f-o-unded by and supp-o-rted by Her C-o-nsternati-o-n. My j-o-b is t-o prevent and investigate instances o-f cull abuse (which I am legally o-bligated t-o state is rec-o-rded in less than 0.1% o-f all o-fficially licensed culling arrangements). If y-o-u feel y-o-u are receiving to=o much, n-o-t en-o-ugh, o-r impr-o-per care in y-o-ur culling arrangement, o-r y-o-u feel y-o-u are being slated f-o-r culling which y-o-u d-o n-o-t deserve o-r d-o n-o-t qualify f-o-r, please feel free t-o reach o-ut t-o me. Culling res-o-urces are limited and sh-o-uld n-o-t be misall-o-cated t-o th-o-se wh-o can d-o with-o-ut. As an-o-ther legally o-bligated reminder, all culling is, legally speaking, 100% c-o-nsensual o-n the part o-f the culler and cullee. If y-o-u feel y-o-u have been pressured int-o a culling arrangement y-o-u d-o n-o-t wish t-o be in, please reach o-ut t-o me and we can discuss y-o-ur o-pti-o-ns. I am legally o-bligated t-o state that less than 0.01% o-f cullees ever rep-o-rt this feeling, and o-ut o-f th-o-se that d-o, 99.9% recant it during the unculling pr-o-cess. Thank y-o-u f-o-r reading my intr-o-ducti-o-n. If y-o-u have any questi-o-ns related t-o my r-o-le o-r y-o-ur culling status, again, d-o n-o-t hesitate t-o reach o-ut. #CulledRights #WETBLANKETF-o-undati-o-n #CulleeRes-o-urces