Orphaner Dualscar
@captainAngular
Best wvatch out landlubbers, I'll make you wvalk the plank.
Cod fuckin damn these useless fuckin landlubbers, I nearly had that fuckin vwhale in my clutches finally but the land dvwellers let it escape again, after culling a fewv indigos vwia by rifle shots to the chest I feel a little better, but not by much. #WViolence #culled
How'd > They > Let > It > Escape? > Released > It > Too > Early? > ♡
No blasted fuckin fools can't steer a ship to savwe their fuckin livwes.
(( thinking about vyeper's little freakish tendencies. i am looking for an evil little target for her to obsess over... ))
(( Honestly? I'd say put a bunch of possible candidates onto a wheel and spin, it'd be a bit more fun that way))
(( LMFAOOO, the only thing is I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable with the attention. I know not everyone is always down to party! ^^ ))
(( That is fair! You could always ask people if they'd be okay with it...here I'll volunteer me dualscar to be part of the wheel of DOOM selection, go forth and I'm sure some folks won't mind to much if ye asked!))
((I mean, at that point you could still spin, and then reach out to them, and if they aren't cool with it, just repeat the process minus that person
(( Alright...can't wait to see how me dualscars handles it!!))
(( This be true too...
“Stop staring at my boobs.” Maybe tell your tits to stop staring at my EYES! Howv about THAT huh?! #suggestivwe #nsfwv #IDunnoIfItIsActualltNSFVWButJustInCase
That's a good vway to get ye eyes shot, lad trust me during my younger svweeps, some lass nearly got me in the eye.
VWell lad, I tried to vwarn ye, don't complain vwhen you take a bullet from a flintlock pistol.
Good morning, landlubbers.
I can say that now. I have been sailing for exactly one night.
You need to be sailing for at least 5 svweeps.
Ye be right lad.
You, first mate? For vwhat fuckin vwessel.
VWell I'll be, tell me vwho ye captain be.
I haVVe had the profound misfortune of bearing VWWitness to yet another embarrassing iteration of myself. Tragic, really, that among so many reflections there appears to be only one VWWith any conVVentional understanding of honor, discipline, or loyalty to the throne. One VWWould think these qualities elementary. Apparently, I continue to oVVerestimate myself.
(( lowkey...I have to much of the tism to know if this dualscar be talking about mine...I'd assume so but just incase sorry for assuming if he ain't-from that one dualscar mun. ))
Nothing quite like a pint of ale to help ye soothe your nervwes and keep a clear head, it be cloudy out nowv tonight but vwho knowvs if it'll rain or not. #substance
A PINⵜ OF ALE I⚕︎ BAD 4 YOUR LIVER. YOU ⚕︎HOULD CON⚕︎IDER LEⵜⵜING ME ⵜE⚕︎ⵜ YOUR BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL⚕︎. JU⚕︎ⵜ A ⵜA⚕︎ⵜE.
As if I'd let some fuckin rainbowv drinker evwen get a drop of my royal blood, go feed on some fuckin lovwbloods.
VWell here let me put it to ye in a far more polite tone, no, besides aren't there any fuckin subjugulators vwhos blood ye can taste.
♠︎♔♠︎◎•°・ Dvmn brvts vre pissing me ∞ff t∞dvy..
Fuckin tell me about it.
Shore.
Ugh don't thank me.
yknOoow what if i just grabs yOoour wrist and starts dragging yOoour butt tOoo carls jr. (Ooor Hardee's as sOoome call it!)..
VWhy vwould you do this.
this wasn't aimed tOoowards yOoou!! Heaven fOoorbid I want tOoo take my friends Ooout?? freaking weirdOoo....
I nevwer assumed it vwas aimed tovwards me, I'm more so asking vwhy you vwould do such a vwaste of time, don't you got better things to be doing.
Today be a slowv day out on the vwast alternian sea, there be not many lusii to cull around this time.
you really came onto a three week old chit to hate my comment dawg relax
I'm sorry, but vwho might ye be and I don't remember evwer doing such a fuckin thing.
and yet the notification aint lying dude big captainangular hated your chit in my tab right here talk about trawling through someones account poor buebel
I...suppose I did? I don't evwen remember hating that chit or vwhy, sorry lad.
yeah aight no worries dude
Ye, I uh really don't knowv howv or vwhy that happened I'll be honest, the only real human I havwe any real problems vwith is that one fuckin lalonde, let us agree to nevwer speak about this again right?
lmao sure what lalonde
One of the...fuckin uh vwhat's their name, roxxan? Roxy? The one vwith the pink looking text.
oh yeah lmao theyll get ya
Fuckin tell me about it lad, alright vwell I'm glad to clear up this air of confusion.