Orphaner Dualscar
@captainAngular
Best wvatch out landlubbers, I'll make you wvalk the plank.
Cod fuckin damn these useless fuckin landlubbers, I nearly had that fuckin vwhale in my clutches finally but the land dvwellers let it escape again, after culling a fewv indigos vwia by rifle shots to the chest I feel a little better, but not by much. #WViolence #culled
How'd > They > Let > It > Escape? > Released > It > Too > Early? > ♡
Nothing quite like a pint of ale to help ye soothe your nervwes and keep a clear head, it be cloudy out nowv tonight but vwho knowvs if it'll rain or not. #substance
A PINⵜ OF ALE I⚕︎ BAD 4 YOUR LIVER. YOU ⚕︎HOULD CON⚕︎IDER LEⵜⵜING ME ⵜE⚕︎ⵜ YOUR BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL⚕︎. JU⚕︎ⵜ A ⵜA⚕︎ⵜE.
As if I'd let some fuckin rainbowv drinker evwen get a drop of my royal blood, go feed on some fuckin lovwbloods.
VWell here let me put it to ye in a far more polite tone, no, besides aren't there any fuckin subjugulators vwhos blood ye can taste.
Today be a slowv day out on the vwast alternian sea, there be not many lusii to cull around this time.
Ye, I uh really don't knowv howv or vwhy that happened I'll be honest, the only real human I havwe any real problems vwith is that one fuckin lalonde, let us agree to nevwer speak about this again right?
One of the...fuckin uh vwhat's their name, roxxan? Roxy? The one vwith the pink looking text.
Fuckin tell me about it lad, alright vwell I'm glad to clear up this air of confusion.
The vwaters be calm this early night...the storm clouds havwe passed and it be clear stary night skies as far as the eye can sea.
VWhat sorta rubbish is matespritmonday? VWhat evwer happened to the much more popular rum monday. #substance
(( It is a little cute. But I don't think Dualscar would be too happy to find out Why Marv got culled lol ))
(( The rejection of being female in an all-female hemotype he can accept but he draws the line at his hemotype being a mutation I guess lol ))
(( Oh ye, dualscar would NOT give a fuck about that first one I mean...have you not seen mine? He isn't the most manly...but that second one...YIKES
(( Marv won't stay dead after an attempted second culling, thanks god tier ))
(( Yeah but...maybe he could hide it from dualscar, the guy isn't exactly the most well...observant troll let's say aka he's old and a little blind...
(( Not like they share a universe frog anyway, and Dualscar wouldn't be seeing his DNA anyway ))
(( Exactly...but oh boy if he ever did find out someway somehow...I think it would shatter his fragile old man heart
Ye knowv, I feel like my culinary plate in terms of sea food I'wve enjoyed can be vwastly expanded, if any fellowv sea dvwellers got some recommendations I'd lovwe to hear em.
Really nowv? You got my curiosity lad, I'wve had sharkfin soup but nevwer shark eyes.
Mmm that does sound quite good, any special vways I should prepare em or any sauces or spices I could add to enhance the flavwor.
The sea be calm this night but...there be a livwing gale rushing in and blovwing me sails from seaport, might havwe to tie up my hair.
I do las, it's about shoulder length or maybe a bit longer.
Of course I did havwe me hair short and slicked backed for many svweeps, but about 20 ish svweeps ago I decided to growv it out and I must say, I think I look quite good vwith long hair.
VWoke up and stood up from my chair, felt and heard evwery bone in me body crack and pop, cod I lovwe being ovwer 150 svweeps old.
That's rich coming from YOU mindfang, aren't ye only 10 to 30 ish svweeps younger then me.
I have no clue what you mean, I'm only 88 sweeps young!!!!!!!! And I will 8e next year, too.
Sure vwhatevwer ye say lass, but remember you can't stay youthful forevwer and soon you'll be old just like me.
My crew should get a load of this! This guy thinks I won't 8e sexy and spry forever. Gravity is NEVER going to find me!!!!!!!!
HARHAHAHAHA, oh it's just so cute that ye think that lass, shore believwe in vwhatevwer you vwanna.
After sailing out of that fuckin storm I decided to change up me pfp a little bit to help...make me stand out a little more. https://filegarden/alPz4FKn0Uh_gvwI5/549117ab1b5cf53b65b2427ad9bbf599jpg #Ooc-tags #Not-my-art #VWill-credit-artist-vwhen-i-find-out-vwho-drewv-it
Nnnnnnnno. You look like you’re a8out to steal my corsets to woo a stronger troll. Have you something to tell us, Orphaner????????
That you look like you’re hiding a pair of rum8lesphered 8eneath that armor, you dim 8ottom-feeder.
Sometimes I like to havwe periods of havwing short hair and periods of long hair.
Fuckin bloody hell, I be doing my best trying to steer this ship out of the eye of the storm yet the ocean fights back to ensnare me into her trap, one of the bloody indigo bloods just got tossed out of the ship fuck.
(( YOU MOTHERFUCKER THAT MADE ME CHOKE ON ME DRINK ))
(( I'll fuckin make ye walk the plank YOU LANDLUBBER!!!!
(( AYE SPONGEBOY ME BOB. I'VE HAD TOO MUCH ALE AND I CAN'T WALK STRAIGHT. AGHAGHAGHAGHAGH [desynced, wobbly Mr. Krabs leg noise] #substance ))
(( The fact that I read this in the most shitty Mr krabs impression... take my like you scallywag
Fuckin curse this blasted storm, it's tossing my ship left and right in these stormy vwaters and me crewv is barely holding on, guess I'll havwe to take control of the helm and try to steer us out of this accursed storm.
Still don't knowv vwhat that blasted vword means, you must be hanging around those landlubbers to much.
Aura is like, a quotient of howv cool you are, and nowv you’re a is negativwe a billion
Oh, so it's a bunch of made up nonsense like magic is vwhat I'm hearing, I don't vwant none of it nor need it as long as I havwe my plunder and rum. #substance
There be storm clouds as far as the eye can see but not a single drop of rain yet and the vwavwes are calm, I do believwe I may be in the eye of the storm.
dark clouds surrounding silent, it looks back at me the eye of the storm .
Ughhh me head...think I passed out again, I be doing that far more often these days.
Ugh me fuckin head hurts...I need more rum in me but alas, my cup has run dried. #substance
I see storm clouds rolling in again, here I vwas hoping to retire to my captains quarters and practice on my vwillion and maybe evwen hum a old sea shanty or tvwo.
Roll boys roll, it's actually inspired me to name my ship after one of the lyrics vwhich included the name Sallie browvn.
It sure is, although you don't seem like the type of lass to enjoy sea shanties if I must be honest so colour me a bit surprised.
not reAlly, no, but |m AlwAys w|ll|ng to check new th|ngs out. bes|des, | trust thAt you hAve good tAste. | trust your judgment.
Not really no, just a comment nothing more lass, although I am surprised you aren't at least shaking a little speaking to royal blood such as myself.
|ve been Around my fA|r shAre of royAl blooded |nd|v|duAls. |f Anyth|ng, |ts A l|ttle comfort|ng to tAlk to one thAt |snt Act|vely try|ng to k|ll me or torment me.
VWell you best be thanking yer lucky stars I'wve been in a mostly good mood most of the time, of course other then those 2 times I culled some teal and olivwe blood.
eternAlly grAteful for your benevolence And pAt|ence. |t mAkes me hAppy to know youre |n A good mood.
At least there's a positivwe to this day, nothing quite like the early misty nights of the sea and the cold salty breeze hitting yer gills to make ye feel alivwe.
Fuck, I'wve ran out of liquor and rum nowv I do believwe, I might havwe to head land bound to go get some more, or plunder a vwessel for more booze. #substance
Oh no, poor 8a8yyyyyyyy. Don't trip and fall when you step off the 8oat.
Oh that's cute, howv you think I vwouldn't hesitate to drowvn you in the sea, but trust me I vwould bind your hands together and make you vwalk the plank.
At least slit my throat yourself, you coward. This is precisely why I will ALWAYS win; you always give me the chance to slip away.
Oh but if I don't, vwhere's the fun in that? It's part of our little game after all.
Hahahaha, oh you vwish I vwas red for you, no if anything I feel far to much hatred tovwards you to harbor any red feelings.
Woah, don't trip over yourself. I'm sure everyone will 8elieve you if you carry on expounding on how NOT red you are.
Ha! Ah vwhat a joke, say don't ye havwe anything better to do instead of sitting here pitch flirting vwith me, like I dunno running a ship and crewv of yer owvn?
Ye knowv...havwen't had squid in a vwhile for lunch, surprisingly the little bastards are vwery chevwy, quite tasty too.
Sailing on the open alternian seas doesn't givwe me much opportunity to really not sleep in my clothes, besides it nevwer bothered me much, drink plenty of rum and evwen the most uncomfortable spots can feel like sleeping on a cloud. #substance
Ugh me fuckin thinkpan feels like it just got done getting through a convwersation vwith the grand highblood, vwhich is to say a huge a fuckin headache, guess that rye vwhisky vwas a little stronger then I be expecting. #substance
Oh vwowv, a lecture from some fuckin human of all things, at this point I rather deal vwith that stardust sniffing juggalo then you.
hes p fun too ngl but i feel lik i cld actually have a drink w him n not have a horrible time you??? idk
HAHAHA, like I vwould evwer consider getting a drink vwith a human of all things, a lovwblood has a better chance at getting mercy from me then that, vwanna knowv vwhy? Cause at they are a troll and part of the great trollian empire.
my planet was literally conquered by her imperial cuntdescension am i not then apart of the trollian whatevrr???
Far from it, your planet vwasn't nothing more then a little conquest in our great expansion across the vwast galaxy, also she should of made sure to finish off evwery human vwhen she had the chance.
and yet im alive woawww!! spookyy maybe the empire isnt so great afterall also my ass is fat + my conquests numerous
VWhy vwould I need to knowv that last fact, disgusting landlubber knowv your place and bite your tongue vwhen mentioning our glorious trollian empire.
weakass seadwellllller i lllitTerallllllY smoke crack