@captainAngular — #substance
Nothing quite like a pint of ale to help ye soothe your nervwes and keep a clear head, it be cloudy out nowv tonight but vwho knowvs if it'll rain or not. #substance
VWhat sorta rubbish is matespritmonday? VWhat evwer happened to the much more popular rum monday. #substance
Ugh me fuckin head hurts...I need more rum in me but alas, my cup has run dried. #substance
Fuck, I'wve ran out of liquor and rum nowv I do believwe, I might havwe to head land bound to go get some more, or plunder a vwessel for more booze. #substance
Sailing on the open alternian seas doesn't givwe me much opportunity to really not sleep in my clothes, besides it nevwer bothered me much, drink plenty of rum and evwen the most uncomfortable spots can feel like sleeping on a cloud. #substance
Ugh me fuckin thinkpan feels like it just got done getting through a convwersation vwith the grand highblood, vwhich is to say a huge a fuckin headache, guess that rye vwhisky vwas a little stronger then I be expecting. #substance
Found me a bottle of rye vwhisky in me captain quarters, I'll be enjoying it of course I might havwe to take a svwig of that vwile faygo just to vwash it dowvn aftervwards. #substance
Cod...I think I drunk to much ale and ended up passing out, vwalked to the top deck and I think my crewv might of gotten into a little fight cause I see some corpse laying on the floor bleeding, you knowv the least they could of done is toss the body and clean up the mess before I vwoke up. #culled #substance
Caught one of these scallyvwags trying to take a bottle of ale from my captain quarters after I sat the bottles dowvn on my desk, of course I blasted the culprits hand clean off vwith my rifle, that'll teach that landlubber to try to touch my ale. #substance
After sailing sea port bound for a little me and my crewv vwere shore bound, vwe quickly vweighed the anchor and hoist up the sails of course I made my crewv stay at the ship vwhile I vwalked to the nearest towvn to go buy some decent ale, vwalked into this quaint little shop and purchased some decent ale, nothing fancy cause it vwas ran by some rust blood, on my vway back some olivwe blood bumped into me and made me drop a bottle, so of course as any respectable high blood, I culled em on the spot vwith my rifle. #Culled #substance
I'm trying to relax and this blasted crewv of mine is making to much noise on the top deck, might take control of the helm and sail seaport bound for a little vwhile since resting is out of the option for me, maybe sail to land and go out to buy myself some proper Ale, grog and rum for myself. #substance
VWhile looking around my captain quarters I managed to find a untouched bottle of ale thank cod, maybe these blasted crevwmates of mine might just get to livwe to see another day after all. #substance
Finally got the blood off of my cape thank cod, but sadly some CO8ALT blooded bitch left me a note saying that she stole all of my rum, curse that mindfang. #substance
Managed to scrape most of the teal blood from my boots, cleaning my cape on the other hand is a gonna be a difficult process givwen the material it is made of, guess Ill rest in the captains cabinet and let my cape soak vwhile enjoying some good rum. #substance
Eugh, got some disgusting teal blood on my cape after culling those useless landlubbers, cod I need a drink of vwhisky. #Implied-culling #substance