DAMARA MEGIDO.

3 months ago

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️

With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

CAUTION: TOXIC!!

This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.

CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?

This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!

CAUTION: TOXIC...?!

Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?

CAUTION: TOXIC.

Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.

@handMaid[HM]

CAN WE ALL TAKE NOTE. OF HOW I GOT THE SHORTEST TALKING-TO. AGAIN CEMENTING. MY UNSHAKABLE POSITION. AT THE APEX OF THE CRAB BUCKET.

Kurloz Makara, The Miracult Preacher

3 months ago

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

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The Miracult Preacher

This user alone speaks the mirthful word in tongues and strings.

@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o( Yes, Mr. Scratch. :o( Thank you for your illuminating words. :o( I will do better.

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

3 months ago

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Observed.

This user is being watched.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD

Way two go, shithead.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

It is said that after this incident occurred, Uesugi Karkat was silent and motionless for three nights and three days. A truly uncharacteristic lacuna for a historical figure of such prolific loquaciousness. Whatever he must have heard on that day must have been too disturbing for even a short-form romantic poem reflecting on the event to survive.