MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@handMaid, @carbolicGalvanologist. I'm too lazy to go tell you two myself, there are pancakes in the kitchen. One of the kitchens anyways. Try the one down to the right of the second bathroom, the second bathroom of the 3rd hallway. Uh, 3rd hallway to the left of- Ugh. We need some sort of landmark.. Just go left from the door to Doc's room with that horrid television, and keep going left until you see a broken window. Kitchen's across from that.」
You don't know the chartreuse kitchen from the jade kitchen?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm sorry I'm busy confusing the chartreuse kitchen for lawn green.」
EMPLOYEE OF THE PERIGEE. ARIGATO DOORCHAN!!!!
A PANCAKE SCAVENGER HUNT. GREAT. WHAT A DIGNIFIED START TO MY NIGHT. "GO SCURRY AROUND, HUNTING FOR FOOD LIKE A CRUSTACEAN SCAVENGING FOR WATERLOGGED DETRITUS." GEE, FUCKING THANKS. LUCKILY, I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT NAVIGATING THE MANSION BASED ON WHERE ALL THE AMBIENT ANNOYANCES ARE. IT'S LIKE ECHOLOCATION FOR THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF. THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY FLUFFY. THANKS, DARLIN.