DAY FOUR SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. TODAY WAS A FUCKING DOOZY. I SPENT THE EVENING SCUTTLING MY WAY AROUND BEAUTIFUL, BLOODY, BRUTAL-AS-ALL-FUCK ANCIENT ALTERNIA. DURING THE FUCKING MUTANT PURGES. THIS BIG, BLUE, BOW-WIELDING CRUSADER JACKASS CAME TROMPING BY ON A GIGANTIC METAL HOOFBEAST AND NEARLY RAN MY ASS DOWN UNTIL MARA YANKED MY ASS OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A COMICALLY LONG CANE IN A VAUDEVILLE ACT HOOKED AROUND MY NUGSTALK OFFSTAGE. KINDA REMINDED ME OF EQUIUS, ACTUALLY. MARA KNOWS HIM, OR SOMETHING. PROBABLY FUCKED HIM IN A PAST LIFE, I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S THE FREAKMAID. THIS IS PAR FOR THE COURSE. THIS WHOLE FORCED COWORKER BONDING TIME BULLSHIT HAS BEEN FUN AND ALL, BUT IT'S STARTING TO WEAR ME THE FUCK OUT. I CAN ONLY BE THREATENED AT SWORD, KNIFE, GUN, OR TIME NEEDLE-POINT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I JUST WANT TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN. IF SHE DOESN'T SEND MY ASS BACK TO THE PRIMARY TIMELINE WITHIN TWENTY-FOUR KARKAT HOURS, I'M GOING TO RESPAWN. BADLY. GRUESOMELY. IT'LL BE SUCH A SPECTACLE THAT IT GROSSES EVEN HER OUT, SOMEHOW. BUT I'D RATHER NOT BREAK MY #NODEATHRUN STREAK I'VE GOT GOING, SO LET ME SEE IF I CAN CLUTCH THIS. STAY TUNED. THE #KARKNAPPING IS ABOUT TO REACH ITS CONCLUSION. OR FUCKING ELSE.
QUIT YOUR BITCHING. I'M TIRED OF YOUR HIDEOUS MUTANT VISAGE TOO. BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME CRYING.
Oh hey, you ★re ★live, th★t's good.
:o) It is so sweet to see you two getting along :o) Sigh...It remind of me our youth, when she showed me Alternia for the first time... :o) I was so scared back then bitchass motherfuckin PUSSY that i was frightened of all the death and shit no spine back then. no warrior's MOTHERFUCKING SPIRIT. :o) She soon corrected me. #Memories
FUCK YOU. BRING IT ON. YOU'VE GOT SOME KIND OF GRAND FINALE IN MIND FOR THIS NON-STOP BLOODBATH SCUTTLECOASTER RIDE OF A COWORKERCATION, I CAN TELL. FINE BY ME. YOU WANT A COWORKERLY BONDING ADVENTURE, YOU'VE FUCKING GOT ONE.