
What was something your younger self believed that threw you into a neverending spiral of anxiety? Mine was the possibility of our galaxy being swallowed by a black hole. Or city-swallowing earthquakes.

I was fully convinced we were not worried enough about quicksand.

falling onto something sharp! i remember seeing that movie hot fuzz and the way one of the bad guys goes out really freaked me out as a kid!

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Thought the goblins would come n' eat me. They came, but now I manage the fuckers.

YES.

Yesssss.

Extinction level asteroid impact. I understand the people I am saying this to.

The joke writes itself. But also, I understand.

I USED TO BE AFRAID THAT DRONES WERE HIDING IN MY WALLS, LISTENING TO EVERY WORD I UTTERED, STARING THROUGH THE SMALLEST PORE IN THE PLASTER. NOW WE JUST HAVE PALMHUSKS. AND THOSE ARE WORSE.