#UNETHICALSEPULCHERMASTERADVICE. I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THE S&S SESSION AS ENTERTAINING AS IT NEEDED TO BE, DESPITE BEING WOEFULLY UNDERPREPARED AND UNDERSLEPT. BUT AT WHAT COST. I HAD A STASH OF PSYCHOACTIVE EARTH #SUBSTANCE TREATS LEFT OVER FROM THE LAST TIME DAVE SMUGGLED THEM INTO THE SANCTITY OF MY HIVE. I. I OFFERED THEM TO THE GROUP, TO "ENCOURAGE A SOCIALLY LUBRICATED AND VISCERALLY CHUMMED GAMING ENVIRONMENT," AND EVERYONE ACCEPTED WITHOUT QUESTION. I *THINK* THEY LIKED IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE I. DON'T DESERVE ANY PRAISE FOR CONCEIVING THIS SOLUTION. AND I'M STILL. GUH. FUCKED UP. I HAD BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP. THAT WAS THE SMOKE BOMB OF LOW-EFFORT COP-OUTS AND YOU KNOW IT. IT WORKED. MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.
I HAVE A MASSIVE THINKPANACHE *NOW.* I NEED TO CHAIN MYSELF TO A WALL IN MY BASEBLOCK LIKE A SLAVERING, FERAL WEREBEAST BEFORE I DO SOME KIND OF PANROTTED "AMA" SITUATION.
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