I AM A SIMPLE TROLL. A SIMPLE, HIGHLY PREDICTABLE TROLL.
I SEE A MOVIE NIGHT #WATCHPARTY, I GET CAUGHT LIKE A FLAILING INSECT IN A WEB, SOON TO HAVE ITS VITAL ICHOR DRAINED LIKE A FLESHY CAPRI-SUN.
I NEED TO START HOSTING THESE FUCKING THINGS, MYSELF.