♠ hated by @carcinizationGenesis

you ever had a shitty exboyfriend or what

you wish lol

you are the only motherfucker out here that can handle me at my crazy ex boyfriend phase

its like he literally already has a jade hes on funny haha antagonistic terms with cmon you cant have them both dont be selfish

he wont admit this because he thinks its irrelevant or possibly my fault and not his but he took the friend group in the divorce kind of fucked up of him imo

also hes mean to jarley literally why would you want him

bitches want me for my sexy mustache and perceived lack of emotionally availability bitches want him for his petite frame and perceived emotionally availability we are not the same

hummus is not safe

unintentional one sided beef with all alternate karkats ended btw the true target of my ire has returned and is MAKING FRIENDS with MY jarley

Okay? Good for your friends. We can't all be lucky.

MAN. AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME CAN’T CATCH A LITTLE FUCKING WHIMSY. FOR SHAME.
I hear that he has very little whimsy in his heart so it really is envy for all your whimsy.

RIGHT AWAY? KARKAT HATES MY WHIMSY......

hehehehe

literally i hope you choke on the next chickpea you put in your gullet the fact that a man so small can be such a gigantic waste of fucking space is a scientific marvel the greatest minds of our collective multiverse is going to be studying for fucking millennia to come

ill be alright lol hell get bored of making a nuisance of himself by tomorrow hes bad at committing to his hobbies lol

who wants to guess how many of these are a petty little asshole backreading my shit

fuck im tired lol didnt even fucking do anything

anyway i decided not to go tomorrow cuz its gonna be annoying enough getting my hair back to normal without adding a full day's time to it so #lol #outglutmasquerade #ishavedforthisyourewelcome

in case any of you are worried about the stache dont be itll be back by morn 🫰

ergonomic claire wants me dead thats so fucked up

my hair is gonna be so so soft tomorrow though tell you what

tz keeps sliding his hands all over my face help

maybe i leave the henna a bit longer

beautiful women only want me for my caterpillar beautiful men also

jesus fucking christ

that wasnt related to any of you well most of you it was related to one of you he knows who he is

middling to decent repute shut the fuck up shes literally awesome you fuck #vagueposting

like did it have to be tonight really come the fuck on

dont mediate me you little grey fuck

fuck whatever im gonna let tz pinch and pull my face until either he gets bored or i lose feeling in my cheeks

give me grace? you? give me grace? dont make me fucking laugh dude
