I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
i can and i will ;)
way ahead 0f y0u.
OKAY. I IMAGINE YOu AS A DERANGED BLOB OF MISFIGuRED GROTESQuENESS. YOuR MuLTILAYERED FIVE TIER TIT CHANDOLIER JIGGLES VIBRANTLY LIKE AN AuTuMN WIND SET ON FIRE. YOu LOOK LIKE THOSE INACCuRATELY ADVERTISED ICE CREAMS. BuT LEFT IN THE BACKSEAT OF A FOuR DOOR SEDAN OVERLY LONG. uTTERLY PATHETIC. MORBIDLY SO.
I DON'T TAKE REQuESTS. I AM NOT A SLuT SHORT ORDER CuCK. I AM NOT HERE. DuCKING BEHIND THE COuNTER. IN THE BACK. BY THE GRILL. WHERE ALL OF THE CERTIFIABLE. DuDES ARE. CROWBAR. WHO IS OuT ON PAROLE. DIE. WHO WILL MAKE YOu DO EXACTLY THAT. CLOVER. WHOSE LuCK RuN OuT. AND NOW HE WORKS FOR ME. BISCuIT. WHO IS AS TOuGH AND DRY HuMORED AS ONE. ALL MY EMPHATIC BITCHES. THEY ARE SIZING YOu uP. MEASuRING YOu WITH VARIOuS IMPLEMENTS. TO ASSESS YOuR EXCESSIVE WEIGHT. YOuR EXCESSIVE HEIGHT. AND OF COuRSE. YOuR EXCESSIVE. FEAR. I CAN TELL YOu THIS RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK ON YOu. STRIDER GIRL. TELL ME. DID YOu REALLY THINK. YOu COuLD HIDE THOSE BREASTS OF YOuRS. WITH WHAT I PRESuME TO BE. FOLDED ARMS AND MASKING TAPE ALONE. YOu LOOK LIKE A LAND MANATEE. YOu LOOK LIKE AN uNDERWATER BITCH IN HEAT. INSTANTLY EXTINGuISHED BY THE ROILING TIDE. ALL MY MINIONS. ARE LAuGHING AT YOu. I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THEM TO DO THAT. THEY DID IT VERY MuCH ON THEIR OWN. INSPIRED. BY YOuR HIDEOuSNESS. YOu PATHETIC FuCKLESS SNIVELING WHELP.
AFTER I GOT MY SPHERE REMOVED THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE FOR A WHILE. GOLD STAR FOR YOU.