THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'VE NOT ASKED FOR IT, BUT IT'S HAPPENING ANYWAY. THIS SATURDAY, AT 6 AM BST (BILIOUS STANDARD TIMELINE) I WILL BE HOSTING A WATCHALONG ON HYPERBEAM FOR THE HUMAN MUSICAL CHICAGO. I WILL BE ATTENDED, HOPEFULLY, BY @ARCHIVEADDICT AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST AS ASSHOLES I'VE ROPED IN TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH ME. BE THERE, OR DON'T, I DON'T CARE. IT'S NO SKIN OFF OF MY BACK. #WATCHALONG #MOVIE #WHATELSESHOULDITAG #SUCKMYBULGESATURDAY #CHICAGOSATURDAY
TW #s9cialgatherings #9ccularn9rmative #audi9n9rmative #murder #death #vi9lence #expl9itati9n #lying #impris9nment #crimeandpunishment #r9manticentanglements #humans P.S: I may attend.
THAT'S FINE SO LONG AS YOU DON'T TAG EVERYTHING THE WHOLE MOVIE. PLEASE JUST BE NORMAL? FOR ONCE?
Hm. Y9u are n9 d9u6t aware that I see it as my s9lemn duty t9 ensure all p9tentially harmful material is pr9perly categ9rized and tagged, and asking me t9 refrain fr9m d9ing s9 n9t 9nly is a disservice t9 my eff9rts 6ut als9 risks y9u 9r 9ne 9f y9ur guests unkn9wingly walking straight int9 distressing territ9ries which they were n9t prepared f9r. At the same time h9wever I realize that as the 9rganizer 9f such an event y9u are und9u6tedly placed under greater strain than usual, and as such are in greater need 9f a c99perative envir9nment; if it w9uld make y9u m9re c9mf9rta6le, I c9uld perhaps attempt t9 restrain myself. Perhaps, th9ugh, a c9mpr9mise: My a69ve p9st sh9uld serve as a sufficient preemptive 6lanket warning f9r p9tentially triggering t9pics within the musical experience. (Als9 in future please refrain fr9m assigning 6ehavi9urs as 'n9rmal' 9r 'a6n9rmal', as such descript9rs are frequently used t9 9stracize s9cial 9ut-gr9ups f9r acts which d9 n9t c9nstitute any harm 6ut are simply seen as 'weird' and deserving 9f ridicule.)
YES, FINE, WHATEVER. YOUR POST THERE CAN BE THE CONTENT WARNING AND WHEN YOU GET INTO THE ROOM YOU CAN POST ONE (1) CONTENT WARNING BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS. DOES THAT SOUND FAIR?
Yes. A6s9lutely. Thank y9u f9r y9ur c99perati9n in ensuring this experience is a safe 9ne f9r all inv9lved. This is why y9u are my fav9urite disciple, Karkat. N9t that I mean t9 imply any 9ne disciple is 6etter than an9ther, 9r that I 'play fav9urites' in regards t9 wh9 receives my messages, 9f c9urse.