I'M SICK OF EVERYONE PRETENDING THAT FAYGO IS INHERENTLY ALCOHOLIC OR SOPORIFIC IN SOME WAY. IT ISN'T A DRUG IN ANY CAPACITY- NOT ANY MORE THAN ANY ENTIRELY TOO SUGARY SODA IS. IT REALLY IS JUST FUCKING SODA, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK UP A TROLL BY GIVING THEM A BOTTLE OF FAYGO. AT BEST THEY'RE JUST GOING TO GET A SUGAR RUSH. NOW, I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS COMMON MISCONCEPTION COMES FROM. CLOWNS ARE KNOWN TO SPIKE THEIR FAYGO, OR TAKE IT ALONGSIDE OTHER SHIT THAT'LL FUCK THEIR PAN UP FOR A BIT. THIS IS CORRELATION, NOT CAUSATION. I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS SHIT, COME ON NOW. A WARRIOR SPECIES WHO EVOLVED TO SUBJUGATE TRILLIONS OF DISTANT STARS, INCAPACITATED BY A REDPOP? YOU'RE INSANE.
Also, unfortunately, Faygo Cotton Candy, Redpop, and Cream Soda kinda really fucking hit.
i dunno man that firZt Zip of a faygo cotton candy maKeZ me thinK otherwiZe maybe all the faygo in your TL iZ defective
I'M NOT EVEN ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. THERE ARE SOME GOOD FAYGO FLAVORS- ITS KIND OF LIKE AN OOKBEAST ON A TYPEWRITER TYPE THING? THERE'S SO MANY DIFFERENT ONES THAT STATISTICALLY SOME OF THEM HAVE TO BE GOOD.
DON'T COME IN HERE CRITICIZING MY SHIT LOOKING LIKE AN OFF BRAND VERSION OF ME. YOUR NAME EVEN BEGINS WITH A K, COME ON MAN.
I Must Admit This Misnomer Crossed My Mind While I Was Questionably Enjoying The Experience In Partaking Of A Human Soda Yesterday And Worried Someone May Have Gotten The Wrong Idea
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Truly one of the biggest practical jokes played on trollkind. It is hilarious to think people are still falling for it to this day.