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← @carcinoGeneticist

DOES JADE HOUR JUST COME ABOUT FROM THE FACT THAT THERE ARE PERHAPS MORE JADES ON THE SITE THAN ANYONE ELSE WE KNOW? FUCK, ACTUALLY, MAYBE WE NEED SOME KIND OF POLL FOR THAT. HOW MANY OF ONE GUY IS THERE POLL. I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF 'ME', TOO, BUT HONESTLY ONLY MAYBE THREE THAT MATTER SO WE CAN JUST SAY THERE'S THREE OF ME.

Kult: +65
Kull: +50
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.30

a surprisingly low amount of karkats, yeah!

I know there's two Roses I follow. Though admittedly I'm more fond of one since we've talked more. There's a lot of Striders here too.

AM I IN THE LIST OF "KARKATS WHO MATTER"?

I JUST GOT HERE SO I'M FINE WITH BEING CONSIDERED ONE OF THE KARKATS THAT MATTER LESS.

ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT. THE FACT THAT YOU EVEN ASK THAT SELF SERVING QUESTION DISQUALIFIES YOU IMMEDIATELY- GOOD JOB FAILING THE TEST, JACKASS.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

> i do l1ke to foll0w th ͤ rosEs and dirks sin ͨ3 th ͤy tEnd t0 be th ͤ bEst writErs, ͣnd 1 h ͣv ͤ n0tiC3d th3re Ar3 quite A f3w of them.

FUCK. THE WAR HAS MADE ME SOFT.

DO YOU EVEN FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF?! 'THE WAR'. GOD, YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS. I'M DOING EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO NOT BECOME YOU IN THE FUTURE.

THAT MUST NOT BE MUCH, SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF POWER.

WOW, THAT'S THE BEST LINE YOU COULD COME UP WITH? DID 'THE WAR' FRY THE LITTLE STEM AT THE BACK OF YOUR THINK PAN THAT CONNECTS IT TO YOUR SENSATION HIGHWAY, RENDERING YOU INCAPABLE OF CLAPPING BACK WITH NOTHING MORE INCENDIARY THAN A 'NUH UH'? PATHETIC, THY TITLE IS COMMANDER.