KARKAT VANTAS.
@carcinoGeneticistttt
I WAS FORCED TO MAKE THIS ACCOUNT BY MY WORTHLESS SHITBAG OF A FRIEND TEREZI. EXPECT THE PUREST POSSIBLE HATRED SPEWED OUT IN MAXIMUM VELOCITIES BECAUSE OF IT.
OHHHHHH 1 H4V3 CHOCOL4T3 1M SO H4PPY
I AM NOT ON YOUR BUTT!!! STOP SAYING I AM ON YOUR BUTT WHEN I AM PERFECTLY PLANTED DOWN IN MY BED, ALL COZY AND TUCKED IN! ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WOULD BE ON YOUR BUTT WILLINGLY!!!
1M SUCH 4 L4ZY BUMMMMM 4LL 1 DO 1S S1T 4ROUND 4ND 34T P1ZZ4 4ND DR1NK SOD4444
Skill issue.
NOT TOO SUR3 WH4T YOUR3 GO1NG ON 4BOUT B3C4US3 1M NOT L1K3 UPS3T OR 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH1S 1M L1V1NG MY B3ST L1F3 R1GHT NOW
8ecause you're simply not on the HUSTLE and not getting MONEY, duh! 8ands first, pizza and soda after. You'll even 8e a8le to gold leaf those slices to a8solutely piss all over the h8ers with "fuck you" money.
1 G3T MON3Y FROM @C4RC1NOG3N3T1C1STTTT B3C4US3 1 THR34T3N TO K1LL MYS3LF 1F H3 DO3SNT
THIS IS COMPLETELY FALSE, FOR YOUR INFORMATION. WHEN HAVE I *EVER* GAVE YOU ANYTHING, BESIDES CLOTHING IN YOUR STUPID BEAST GAME!?
BEEN LISTENING TO THIS HUMAN ARTIST RECENTLY. I DON’T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU WOULD REALLY KNOW HER. I DOUBT SHE IS *TOO* POPULAR OR ANYTHING ON EARTH. https://open.spotify.com/track/1p80LdxRV74UKvL8gnD7ky?si=MqFIIowoS4WVwlSsBMbEsQ
I think. The link is 6r9ken. I keep getting err9rs a69ut upstream requests.
BROKEN LINK, *AND* YOU'RE TRYING TO LINK US TO SPOTIFY? JESUS, DUDE, YOU'RE LETTING THE VANTAS SIDE DOWN. THIS IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING. CAN YOU CRAWL BACK INTO WHATEVER SNIVELING TIME CLONE HOLE YOU SKITTERED OUT FROM AND LET US ALL FORGET ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT YOU ARE?
I’M JUST THE MOST WORTHLESS, PATHETIC, IDIOT FOR EVEN SUGGESTING I SHARE A NICHE ARTIST WHICH I LIKE TO THE TROLL SIDE OF THE INTERNET. WHY BOTHER DOING ANYTHING WHEN I KNOW I SIMPLY JUST CAN’T HAVE ANY OF IT BE PLEASANT FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF INCREDIBLY HUMILIATING.
EVEN IF THE LINK DOESN’T WORK AND NOBODY COULD POSSIBLY GIVE ANY LESS OF A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, YOU CAN EASILY PASTE IT INTO YOUR BROWSER. YOU’RE JUST BEING A LAZY FUCK WHO CAN’T HELP BUT SIT THERE DROWNING IN HIS OWN CHINS AS HE DOES NOTHING BUT HATE OTHER VERSIONS OF HIMSELF TO DISTRACT HIMSELF FROM HATING *JUST* HIMSELF. GET OFF OF YOUR ASS AND AT LEAST GIVE AN ATTEMPT AT BRINGING WORTH TO YOUR LIFE, NOT THAT IT EVER POSSIBLY COULD BE SOMETHING YOU DESERVE.
Y4444SSSSSS 1M H4V1NG G4Y S3X W1TH @C4RC1NOG3N3T1C1STTTT Y4444SSSSSS #NSFW
NO YOU FUCKING AREN’T!!!! WE ARE NOT!!!! THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE AND YOU ALL SHOULD BLOCK THE HELL OUT OF TEREZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DELETE THIS COMPLETE BULLFUCKERY OR I AM GOING OVER TO TROLL CANADA!!!!!!
@C4RC1NOG3N3T1C1STTTT PURCH4S3 TH3 B4Z1NG4 DO 1T NOW
third kar to block me on this forsaken site im startin to think its not my fault anymore
I UNBLOCKED YOU BECAUSE I FELT THE NEED TO SEND MORE PLATONIC HATRED IN YOUR DIRECTION, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST BLOCK ME SO I DON’T FEEL TEMPTED TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A BUMBLING DEFORMED DICKHEAD YOU ARE IN THE FUTURE WHEN I AM LAYING AWAKE THINKING ABOUT HOW ERIDAN WANTS ME FAT. MAYBE I’LL JUST HOP ON THE BAD SIDE OF HUMAN CHITTR AND STARVE TO AVOID ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN.
wwoah wwwwoah calm dowwn kar dont you think youre blowwin this wwhole thin outta proportion ovver a lil chain locker banter gotta admit though kind a odd if you find yourself layin awwake at moonset thinkin about my preferences for ya bein big an round wwhich for the record im gonna go out on a limb here an wwager that wwas a bit of an ovverreaction on your part cause i meant it platonically too
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IN HELL YOU MEANT THAT YOU WANTED TO PAY TO SEE ME “PLATONICALLY” EAT TWO BURGERS AND BE FAT.
JUST SOM3 BULLSH1T UND3R MY ON3 POST L1K3 WHY 4R3 W3 B31NG L1TTL3 N4STY FR34KS 4BOUT BURG3RS
MY NUTRITION HABITS ARE NOTHING TO BE BEATING YOUR BULGE TO. YOU GUYS ARE SICK.
K4RK4T 1S 34T1NG 2 BURG3RS 4LL BY H1MS3LF
ARE YOU INSULTING ME BY CALLING ME FAT!? WELL SCREW YOU, I’M PROUD.
you should be proud karbro noww howw many caegars do i havve to shell out to see you snarfin dowwn patties made a mystery meat moanin an lickin the grimace themed yogurt sauce off your fingers
LUCKY FOR YOU, YOU CAN SEE IT WITH THE LOW PRICE OF YOU FUCKING OFF INTO THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL AFTER TAKING A HEFTY SWAN DIVE OFF OF THE HIGHEST CLIFF YOU CAN GET TO IN UNDER TWENTY MINUTES INTO SOME PAVEMENT, YOU PUTRID BASTARD. TRY YOUR HARDEST TO AVOID TYPING OUT ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN AND STAYING FAR FROM ME OR ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH ME FOR OUR SAFETY, AS YOU ARE CLEARLY ON SOME SORT OF LIST PUT INTO PLACE BY THE GOVERNMENT.
TEREZI JUST COMMIT AN ACT OF CRIME, BY BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HIVE VIA MY RESPITEBLOCK WINDOW. ABOUT TO CALL SOMEONE AND WORK ON GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THEM.
1 4M H4LF N4K3D 4ND ON MY W4Y TO K4RK4T NO SH1RT NO P4NTS NO BR4 ONLY BOX3RS #NSFW (?)
I’M OVERLY GOOD. I’M SEVERELY GOOD. I’M COOL. I’M *SO* INCREDIBLY FINE BY MYSELF IN MY HIVE. ALONE. WITH ZERO TEREZIS.
I AM PREPARING WITH VARIOUS LOCKS AND VIOLENT GADGETS TO STOP YOU WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF AT MY DOOR.
1M BR34K1NG 1N THROUGH YOUR W1NDOW 4S W3 SP34K W4TCH YOUR BUTT
I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID, EVEN ONCE, THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE HORRIBLE EXISTENCE.