↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]
Ik I'm joking but do you know that? Do you know that I'm on a private jet right now to go bodyguard a politician? Do you know that I wrote this fully knowing my Dave is not on here?
↩ @assholeBodyguard[AB]
WOW. YOU'VE COMPLETELY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE. I NOW THINK YOU'RE AN EXTRAORDINARILY LAZY FUCK *AND* A CROTCHSTAINING, BULGE-EATING INCEL THAT SITS ON A FANCY JET AND CHITS THE FIRST THING HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL THINKPAN SPITS OUT. THANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING ME.