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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
macdonal.
↩ @assholeBodyguard[AB]

Verified
A user of established repute
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™!
Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
fuuuck yes. mac 'n ches.

Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
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Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
LAZY FUCK.
↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]
Ik I'm joking but do you know that? Do you know that I'm on a private jet right now to go bodyguard a politician? Do you know that I wrote this fully knowing my Dave is not on here?
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Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
WOW. YOU'VE COMPLETELY CHANGED MY PERSPECTIVE. I NOW THINK YOU'RE AN EXTRAORDINARILY LAZY FUCK *AND* A CROTCHSTAINING, BULGE-EATING INCEL THAT SITS ON A FANCY JET AND CHITS THE FIRST THING HIS DYSFUNCTIONAL THINKPAN SPITS OUT. THANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING ME.
