KARKAT VANTAS (grubnant)
@carcinoGenic
TW-PREGNANCY/CW-PREGNANCY PREGNANT/GRUBNANT ASS KARKAT (NO IT'S NOT A FETISH) DM'S OPEN FOR ANY QUESTIONS OR SHIT IDC. [#nsfw #cw-pregnancy #tw-pregnancy]
FUCKING BACK FOR THE NIGHT. I'M BORED. SO. I JUST WANNA ANSWER QUESTIONS. OR SOMESHIT. https://forms.gle/F7j2PdPnugp6sbreA
SO. I'M FULL AS FUCK.
I'M BACK PLEASE ASK ME SHIT OR SOMETHING. https://forms.gle/FKZZK32fagALjBn47
WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M NEEDED, UGH.
"can I hold your stomach?" YEAH, VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY. https://forms.gle/XCUB5zFT9fwwoHLz6
"Kiss me" OKAY THIS TIME YOU'LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO GET A REAL ANSWER. https://forms.gle/6SJWpL1eBeYWhhn88
Don't expose yourself online. Giving out personally-identifiable information is a breach of troll internet safety. #staysafeonline
AND YES, I KEEP EVERYONE ANONYMOUS IN MY FUCKING ASKBOX. I REFUSED TO KNOW WHOS SAYING SHIT ABOUT ME.
NGHHH, FUCKING. HATE THIS LONG PROCESS.
"sex 2" OKAY. WHERE? AND WHEN? DON'T KEEP SEXTING ME. THIS MAKES ME FEEL HORNY YOU BASTARDS. https://forms.gle/aYDURNf6KdgKU9NP7
"What's 9+10" WAIT LET ME COUNT WITH MY FINGERS UH.. IT'S ... 21? WAIT NO. IT'S FUCKING 19 GOG DAMN IT. GIVE ME A SECOND TO PROCESS WHAT I JUST SAID. https://forms.gle/GcPzEzAX74Aqs2wy8
"Do you have any names picked out yet?" NO, I DON'T I PROBABLY SHOULD PICK A NAME OUT BUT FUCK IT'S A LITTLE HARD OKAY? I'M STILL THINKING... I'LL TAKE SUGGESTION AS LONG AS IT ISN'T SOMETHING STUPID AS "PITBULL" FUCKING DAMN IT. https://forms.gle/nbMnGNuu4n1wiUXH6
THANK YOU FINALLY A REAL NAME SUGGESTION, I'LL PUT IT DOWN ON A NOTE BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING CUTE. (:B
❤ My pleasure! Congratulations, by the way! Naming a person is so hard, it's gotta be good for both a grubby and a grown troll... ❤
"Sex" YEAH, THATS WHAT I WANT RIGHT NOW. BUT WE CAN'T HAVE CAN WE? DIDN'T THINK SO. FUCK MY LIFE. https://forms.gle/dAcvEArxQ6SkWjtX6
OKAY WAIT. WHY DID PEOPLE STOP. I'M BORED. FREE. AND OPEN. SORRY FOR BEING A BULGEHEAD RESPONDING. I'M TRYING NOT TO BE. https://forms.gle/hn4Qrh8MLwVFHq7r7
its ok its the grubnancy hormones we forgive you
IT'S ONLY 7PM. WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE GOING?
ALRIGHT SO. WHO'S GONNA GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME GRAPE JUICE WITH A BAG OF FUCKING GRUBITOS? HUH? ANYONE?
Check your transportalizer pad.
NO I'M NOT. I'M JUST A LONELY PRICK.
IM EATING A BIG FUCKING FEAST RIGHT NOW.
THESE QUESTIONS MAKES ME WANNA CRASH OUT, BUT I DID ASK FOR THEM. SO I CAN'T BE COMPLETELY PISSY.