shawve that fucking thing off your face, man, im serious. its making me sick. it looks like something died on your face a long time ago and you just kept it there. its not a good look, buddy. youre embarrassing the bloodline. @caligulasAquarium #ampora #beard #notgettingdames #adwvice #vwisdomfromyourelders
wwhy in all that is bright and hopeful are you havvin a fuckin wwhinge about my beard wwhen CLEARLY betwween you and i youre the only one wwith a dame problem #sad #projection #methinksthebard #dothprotesttoomuch
WADERS. WADERS. YOU'RE BOTH PRETTY.
obvviously one more than the other or else this one wwouldnt feel so threatened by my radiant masculinity that hes got to lash out
its such an eyesore i felt the need to comment on it. like, come on, pal, you seriously cannot think its a good look. chicks lowve my chiseled javwline! though, they cant say the same about yours, cause its cowvered vwith that dead animal you call a beard. hey, its your life, just some friendly adwvice from man to man. #friendlyfire #bloodline #seriouslydisturbed #shawvethatshitoff #babemagnet
im obwviously the hot one, pal, vwho are you trying to fool here. i look at you and i grimace vwith pity.
its not evven a fuckin bloodline you odious twwat its you and me repeated paradoxically ad infinitum jane and mara like the beard as wwell as my minions howw many minions do you havve edit: i havve been reminded that they are to be referred to as interns