Ourobo Doppel
@castalianAnthropology
HATCHMATES BY CHANCE, friends by choice SEEKING HUMAN PET/FRIEND please contact if interested LITTLE MISS JADITE '09 lmj runner up '06
ARE HUMANS SOFT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GROW CHITIN OR ARE THEY SOFT BECAUSE THEY SHAVE THEIR CHITIN IF YOU ARE HUMAN PLEASE ANSWER I WANT to know i want to know if i should be prepared to book regular chitin shaving services like a barkbeast getting its claws clipped thanks
♡ SEE!! HOW CAN MEW SAY NO TO THIZ FACE!!! httpz://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/Neo/image-41.png ♡
NO MY HATCHMATE WANTS TO DO THAT BUT I WOULD BRUSH YOU AS MY PET AND WHEN WE WALKED MY CAVERN DUTIES YOU WOULD SAY YOUR HUMAN CATCHPHRASES AND I WOULD COMMAND YOU TO BRUSH THE pupas and then I would make you wear your bracelets that say my name on them and you would have to sit by our cupe while we slept until we woke up to feed you kibble
oh!! you mean horns? i’d saw we’re soft because…well because it’s more useful to us to be! things don’t try to kill us on earth half as much as it happens on alternia,, so i guess our environment allows us to be more then a little bit squishy. i find it interesting how trolls had to develop just to protect yourself from your environment though! everything about you guys is so goshdarn..pointy! if you’d pardon my french. ahahaa!
COME STAND IN MY CAGE I PROMISE I WON'T SHUT THE DOOR IT'S JUST that i wanna take care of you because you don't seem too bright
should write our dearest pen pal but truthfully i think HE DIED ON SOME FOREIGN PLANET LOOKING AT HIS TWEETS
THE IDIOT COULDN'T EVEN GRASP A PEN BETWEEN HIS PRONGS AND WRITE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WE ALWAYS HAD TO JUST share the one and frankly i would have hidden it from you if it meant he only wrote to me
his greatest sin was being hatched sui generis but the pity such a concept instilled in me made me more than willing to allow him the grace of your presence EVEN IF TRUTHFULLY I TOO WOULD HAVE KEPT THE LETTER ALL FOR MY LONESOME WOULD HE NOT MENTION HALF OF YOUR NAME WHEN HE SPELLED MINE
HIS BIGGEST CRIME WAS BEING HATCHED UGLY THEY USED TO CULL OFF THE UGLY ones I had to fight them off from culling you as a grub
you always had the softest pusher sister even if you dont always show it you keeping me unculled was YOUR FIRST ACT OF MERCY AND MY LAST BUT WE KNOW I DONT LET A DEBT GO UNREPAID
SUCCULENT ON GRAIN LOAF AND SOMETIMES ON ROAST BEAST DOUBLEMOM was right about keeping you around always worth something
?how come when i inquire about you to doublemom she never says anything SHE DOESNT REALLY SAY MUCH ABOUT ANYTHING ACTUALLY I THINK SHES QUITE SHY
SHE JUST HAS A LOT TO SAY TO A GIRL with her pan on straight and her priorities lined up
god i'm so convenient!
ARE YOU HUMAN IF YOU ARE HUMAN CAN YOU TELL ME IF HUMANS PREFER THE meat flavored biscuits or if you'd want sucrose substitute biscuits instead as a treat or reward
IF YOU HAVE ONE WEIRD HORN AND ONE NORMAL horn it's because someone sat on your egg
@gratuitousAnnuity see i TOLd you -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!you ANd obo TOLd me that ALREAdY! i know -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD