Ourobo Doppel
@castalianAnthropology
HATCHMATES BY CHANCE, friends by choice SEEKING HUMAN PET/FRIEND please contact if interested LITTLE MISS JADITE '09 lmj runner up '06
NOBODY SHOULD OWN A GRUB EXCEPT FOR BIG HAIRY BEASTS OR SOMETIMES SCALY ONES BECAUSE THEY ARE ANNOYING AND UGLY and the matriarch will not let me or oboruo brush their irritant hairs even though we promise to be gentle
THE BIG CLOISTER NEVER LETS ME play with the little purples I DONT know why BUT I STOLE ONE AND I got to paint it up AND THEN THE BIG MATRIARCH CAME AND took it away but it was beautiful LOOK IT IS like a dolly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ed692012e8eb.png
DAWWWWW O JMY GOD LOOK AT THEIR STUPID FACE THEYRE SO ROUND AND CUTE HOYL FUCK
OH MY YVOS FUCK !! !! !! !! THEYRE PERFEVT AND EVERYTHING AND I WILL DIE FOR THEM
give my hatchmate back her real life grub dolly she is literally good look how happy IT IS YOU CAN PUT A LOOP THROUGH IT'S HORNS AND CARRY IT AROUND LIKE A KEYCHAIN
A LOT OF TROLLS DON'T KNOW THIS BUT YOUR HORNS ARE SO SOFT WHEN YOU HATCH THAT THEY'RE BENDY AND sometimes the jades move them to look wonky like a hilarious drink-sipping utensil i do that
RAINBOW DRINKERS AREN'T EVEN REAL THEY WERE INVENTED TO SELL BOOKS and the books aren't even good they're always about kissing
where can I find these b⚣⚣ks, f⚣r research 0-0
SOMETIMES I GO TO THE PUPA CAVE AND I POKE THEM HARD AND THEY squirm hard as fuckk
ARE HUMANS SOFT BECAUSE THEY CAN'T GROW CHITIN OR ARE THEY SOFT BECAUSE THEY SHAVE THEIR CHITIN IF YOU ARE HUMAN PLEASE ANSWER I WANT to know i want to know if i should be prepared to book regular chitin shaving services like a barkbeast getting its claws clipped thanks
♡ uhh YEAH CAUSE CORPSEZ DECAY IDIOT!!! honestly thiz girlz lucky i pawssessed her corpse when i did ♡
NO MY HATCHMATE WANTS TO DO THAT BUT I WOULD BRUSH YOU AS MY PET AND WHEN WE WALKED MY CAVERN DUTIES YOU WOULD SAY YOUR HUMAN CATCHPHRASES AND I WOULD COMMAND YOU TO BRUSH THE pupas and then I would make you wear your bracelets that say my name on them and you would have to sit by our cupe while we slept until we woke up to feed you kibble
oh!! you mean horns? i’d saw we’re soft because…well because it’s more useful to us to be! things don’t try to kill us on earth half as much as it happens on alternia,, so i guess our environment allows us to be more then a little bit squishy. i find it interesting how trolls had to develop just to protect yourself from your environment though! everything about you guys is so goshdarn..pointy! if you’d pardon my french. ahahaa!
COME STAND IN MY CAGE I PROMISE I WON'T SHUT THE DOOR IT'S JUST that i wanna take care of you because you don't seem too bright
n. no thank you. i think i’ve had enough trauma being captured to last me a lifetime. i’d gladly let you study me if you’re curious about humans though! i too consider myself a fellow women of science *waggles eyebrows ever so jauntingly*
Soft because we can't grow chitin but don't worry that doesn't stop some of us from being tough as all hell. Or stubborn. I'm a bit of both.
IF YOU HAVE ONE WEIRD HORN AND ONE NORMAL horn it's because someone sat on your egg
@gratuitousAnnuity see i TOLd you -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
!you ANd obo TOLd me that ALREAdY! i know -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
WHY DO GHOSTS AND DEAD CRITTERS ALWAYS PICK DOLLS AS VESSELS, AND HOW COME THEY'RE ALWAYS THE CREEPIEST ONES YOU NEVER SEEN AN EVIL DEMON HIDING OUT IN A CUTE GRUBDOLL WITH A PRETTY DRESSY OR NOTHING it's always the ugly ones with three faces and a broken horn that's why i'm always shaking my new grubdollies when i get them just to let the ghosts know i don't play around with ugly things
I mean, sometimes it has to do with their death or the way they died.
IF THEY DIED CAUSE SOMEONE BEAT 'EM with a dolly that's sad fight back
𝄁𝄢If I WaS KILLed ((⚄HIgHLY UNLIKeLY) THaNKS TO MY (⚅IMPecIbLe aIM)) I THINK I WOULd POSSeSS SOMeTHINg LIKe a (⚁HIVePLaNT) becaUSe THeY aRe (⚃TaKeN caRe Of) 𝄂
YOU CAN'T POSSESS A HIVEPLANT DUMMY THAT already has a soul the soul is the plant
𝄁𝄢I caN POSSeSS THe POT aNd PReTeNd THe PLaNT IS MY HaIR SO THaT IT feeLS LIKe a SaLON SeRVIce 𝅘𝅥 𝄂
Well some rustbloods [][]ave t[][]e ability to relocate spirits. C[][]ange t[][]e p[][]ysical anc[][]or in w[][]ic[][] t[][]ey are tet[][]ered. T[][]oug[][] personally, I also find t[][]e creepy dolls to be a bit of a boring c[][]oice.