AFTER MY ARREST, NOT ONLY WAS I FORCED INTO THIS MASSIVELY STUPID HANDCUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY PITIABLE LIFE. BUT MY HIVE WAS REPOSSESSED BY THE BEFORAN STATE AND TURNED INTO THE MOST CONTEMPTIBLE THING YOU COULD CONSTRUCT ON ANY PLANET: A FUCKING COMBINATION FLAVOR DISK KILN AND CRAFT BREWERY.
shit wvait i think ivwe been to that one the cashier girl is super cute
they let y0u have chittr in bef0rus jail? what a fucking j0ke planet.
OF COURSE. BECAUSE OF COURSE *YOU'VE* BEEN. COLOR ME UN-FUCKING-SURPRISED
SO YOU'RE SAYING. THEY LEFT YOU ALIVE. TO HAUL AROUND. THE SHAMEFUL RESTRAINTS. THAT MARK YOU AS UNTOUCHABLE. FOR THE REMAINDER. OF YOUR PATHETIC SWEEPS. WOW. GOOD TORTURES. COMING OUT OF BEFORUS. I'M IMPRESSED.
yeah dude i lowve craft brewvs and bronze babes wvho havwe to smile at me or else their boss takes her tips
YEAH, SO THE HELL AM I. THIS IS PROBABLY THE SECOND-MOST PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING SHIT THEY'VE COME UP WITH SINCE "SOCIAL DISAPPOINTMENT POINTS."
YOU KNOW. I HAVE SPENT SOME TIME. ON YOUR PADDED NANNYPLANET. IN MY TRAVELS. AND I CAN OFFER YOU. THIS PRO TIP. NOBODY THERE. IS EVEN A LITTLE PREPARED. FOR THE KIND OF UNHINGED VIOLENCE. THAT MIGHT BE STEWING. IN YOUR BLOOD. YOU COULD PROBABLY SMASH YOUR SHACKLES. AGAINST THE SKULL. OF THE STURDIEST BITCH. IN THE RESTORATIVE JUSTICE HALL. UNTIL BOTH SHE. AND YOUR RESTRAINTS. WERE IN PIECES. AND SHE WOULD ONLY SAY. EXCUSE ME. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME OTHER IDIOT. DROPPED HIS PUNISHMENT JEWELRY. ON MY SHATTERED HUSK.