
What the hell is Beforus.
EXCUSE ME, DIPSHIT. WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS BEFORE YOU GO RATTLING YOUR FUCKING THINK PAN AROUND ABOUT MINE? THAT WOULD BE *VERY* APPRECIATED.

Pibb is swill and y.o°ur taste is pathetic

And as long as we're comparing the two, Pibb has the more pronounced fruit flavor and universally preferable flavor profile. Pepper is the acquired taste, branding aside.
DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF SPONGE CONTUSION? YES IT FUCKING IS. IT'S LITERALLY SODA AND I CAN THINK OF A *FEW* THINGS THAT ARE SO ENTIRELY IN MY WAY OF DOING THAT RIGHT NOW THAT THEY MIGHT WAY WELL BE UP MY NOOK ABOUT IT. SO THANKS FOR THE REMINDER. I FEEL JUST *PEACHY* ABOUT MY ABYSMALLY SHITTY LOT IN LIFE NOW.
THANK YOU!!! FUCKING *FINALLY*, SOMEONE WITH FUNCTIONING TASTE RECEPTORS.

This is sort of novel. I have never been on the delivering end of this interaction before. Ok! You may or may not have gathered from the general landscape of the site that I am not a troll. In my culture, soda is something given to children, akin to a piece of candy, and is not a soporific of any sort. Unless we're dueling semantics on what constitutes a "stiff drink," I've got to tell you. I did NOT know trolls considered it an adult beverage.
HUH. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. SUGAR IS A SOPORIFIC INTOXICANT FOR TROLLS. BUT HONESTLY, MOST OF IT TASTES FUCKING DISGUSTING, SO I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER WITH IT. YOU'D HAVE A NICER TIME IMPAIRING YOUR SENSES WITH A FEW SWIFT BLOWS TO THE CRANIAL PLATES THAN YOU WOULD CRACKING OPEN ANY FLAVOR OF FAYGO, AND I'LL STAND BY THAT.

WHAT? Hold a moment. I'm. I'm going to DM you. >:|

