@BULGECURATOR VESSIE WESSIE!!! LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!! MY POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR!!! KILL @ADRENALINESCHARGE WITH YOUR ABILITIES!!!!! HE HAD THE NERVE TO REFER TO YOU WITH THE PET NAME THAT I USE FOR YOU!!!!! #VIOLENCE
~Vesi I think instead ~Of explO~ding me uhh... I dunnO~. I wO~nder if I c~Ould like... twist and turn my bulge like sO~me sO~rta lO~ckpicking minigame and dO~dge the meiO~nic expl~Osi~On. Like, sure, explO~ding bulges is yO~ur p~Ower, but my p~Ower is making things nO~t expl~Ode. I think I deserve tO~ be an imm~Ovable O~bject, I have my niche and I'm sticking t~O it. S~O like, yO~u'd think real hard abO~ut my bulge and it'd start inflating like a ball~OO~n, but then I'd prick my prick with a needle and it'd deflate, then yO~u'd think harder and it'd light ~On the end like a fuse, and I'd have tO~ blO~w it O~ut ~Of c~Ourse, but I g~Ot my ribs remO~ved ages agO~ f~Or exactly that, sO~ it'd be nO~ pr~Oblem, then y~Ou'd make me play Th~Ose Endearing Little Charms but the final n~Ote is rigged up tO~ b~O~Om bO~Om my bulge bulge, but I keep messing up the final nO~te, and Dexter gets all mad and pushes me aside sO~ she can play it right, and then HER bulge gets bO~O~med @bulgeCurat~Or ~ ~#nsfw #vi~Olence #b~Ody-hO~rrO~r?~
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