8=D < Neigh there.
A show pony like yourself would be quite the glorious spectacle~! But I warn you, once you get a taste for the performance, you might find yourself addicted to the thrill~.
8=====D < I'm willing to take that risk. 8======D < I can do plenty of tricks to woo the audience.
8=D < Hmm... 8=D < I appears I neigh have been mistaken....
8========D < Oh I know plenty of tricks! 8==========D < I am adept at each traditional walking gait, gallop, trot, canter and tölt. 8============D < I can jump hurdles and rear, I can show you plenty if you're curious enough.
Sounds like noble steed I could ride all day~~~~ Hard and fast until I have you whinnying~~~~~~~~~. #NSFW
8=====D ~ < Oh f*ddlesti%, I do like the sound of that. 8=======D < I will be shire to put on a good show for you, Gladiator. 8=========D < One with plenty of braying and whinnying #NSFW
You do seem like the noisy sort of stallion~. But there are ways to keep you quiet too, if it gets to be too much~~~~~~~. #NSFW
8===D < Oh my! I do tend to get a little noisy. 8====D < I am shire a bit gag hay do the trick to keep me in line. #nsfw