yar har har yo ho ho its the evve a #eridanwwar and the sky is silent not a beast around to make a noise on account of me huntin those flighty bastards dowwn so they can WWRECK THE SCENERY wwith noisome excretions and terrible howwls im not sayin its happenin tomorroww just think its a good note to end on givves us a glimmer a somethin to look forwward to on the horizon especially if you hated the wweek themed around my awwesome righteous nature thisll naturally be a more bloody brutal affair epic gunfire and science blasts galore
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Win for me. Now, if you do, you have done something in my honor. If you lose, I can hold it over you forever.
youre safe from my wwrath for noww eridan just dont leavve hivve tomorroww
do you livve under a rock its only the biggest fuckin evvent that anyone wworth their shit is talkin about get better sources for your newwsie crap better yet ask me an ill ensure you get all the juicy fuckin deets wwhatll transpire
my vvictory wwas all but assured wwhen the wwoeful wwitch is in my corner and I DONT SAY THAT LIGHTLY you knoww my opinion on wwitches ill bring you a belt of scalps
You fluster me greatly, science scalper.