Why is the Cueball human catholic?
Perhaps the Space Pope from Futurama is real...
It's inexplicable.
The lord works in mysterious ways Mr. President
FAKE NEWS. THE PuLP. WHICH IS WHAT REMAINS OF THE POPE. BY THE WAY. WOuLD NEVER BAPTIZE. MY FAVORITE LICORICE DISPENSER. AND ALL BIBLES WE TOuCH. COMBuST INTO FLAMES. MAKING IT QuITE DIFFICuLT. TO LEARN THE BORING ASS. WORDS OF GOD. WE ARE INSTEAD. ALL CALIBORNIST. WHICH IS TO SAY. RACIST AGAINST THOSE WHO ARE NOT CALIBORN. IT IS LIKE. A KIND OF. NEW AGE RELIGION.
Whoa. You're like a ten year old that just learned the word atheist. Go get 'em, champ.
AND YOu'RE LIKE AN uNIMAGINATIVE DIPSHIT. PuSHING 30. CONVINCING HIMSELF THE NORWOOD 4. ISN'T GOING TO NuKE YOuR SOCIABILITY. FROM ORBIT. YOu ARE VIOLENTLY uNWANTED. IN NEARLY EVERY SOCIAL SITuATION.
You need to repent before Daddy Scratch disowns you.
ALSO. WHY WOuLD YOu COMPARE ME TO A WHOLE ASS CHILD. WHEN YOuR GO-TO INSuLTS. ARE ARCHETYPICALLY INVITATIONS. TO SLOBBER OVER MEDIOCRE DICK. YOu REALLY SHOuLDN'T BROADCAST YOuR WANTS SO BRAZENLY. SICK FREAK.
FuRTHER EXAMPLES. OF EVIDENCE. YOuR PARENTS DO NOT LOVE YOu. I AM NEVER AT RISK OF BEING DISOWNED. FOR YOu. IT HAPPENED IN uTERO.