YOuR FAVORITE CHITTR uSER IS @caliBorn. HOW ABOuT YOuRS?
11 Bucks says your answer is @caliBorn.
@caliBorn.
That is not what I typed.
JuST MY TWO CENTS. I REWARD DOCILE LOYALTY AND INCREDIBLE FEATS. YOu DO NOT GET SPECIAL RECOGNITION EVERY TIME YOu DEIGN. TO FLOAT THE PROSPECT OF A TREAT. BEING LEFT ON YOuR SHINY WET DOGGY DOG NOSE. IT IS A DOG EAT DOG WORLD CASPER. NOT DOGGY DOG. YOu WANT A SHINY PENNY? DO SOMETHING WORTHY OF SHINY. YOu EARNED THE YuCKY uP. YOu WERE TOLD TO GET YOuR YuCKY uP. IF YOu WANT YOuR MONEY uP. BE SPECTACuLAR.
ALSO. READ THE ROOM. YOu ILLITERATE FREAK. GET WITH THE FuCKING PROGRAM. OR CHANGE THE FuCKING CHANNEL. THIS IS MY MOMENT.
My shiny is just as up as my yuck you green bastard. You fiend.
YOU ALREADY PROCLAIMED THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CHITTR USER SO WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN.
uNFORTuNATELY. YOu ARE AS SHINY PENNILESS. AS YOu ARE SHINY SENSELESS. ONE FLASHLIGHT. INTO ONE OF YOuR DOPEY ASS DuMBO EARS. YANKED BY THE STRETCHY TAFFY-LIKE LOBES. AND THE BEAM OF LIGHT COMES OuT THE OTHER EAR. OBSTRuCTED BY NOTHING.
IT NEEDS MORE. FEELING BEHIND IT.
