Some have taken notice that the Felt has acquired a new member. I use the word “member” generously. Roewzi Charms has not been appointed, inducted, assigned a number, or given a purpose, but has nevertheless attached himself to our organization with the confidence of a decorative seal upon an impressive envelope. He claims not to have read its contents, yet we will determine the truth of that, won’t we? He advertises our personnel, manufactures their insignias, and invokes our names with such relentless enthusiasm that correcting the misconception would be considerably more difficult than simply allowing it to become true. Fortunately, his peculiarities are largely productive, and as a result, I have opted not to remove him from the roster of authorities with whom I pursue our greater ambitions. His innumerable qualities and metaphorically innumerable hands remain both of interest and of use. His attention is exacting beneath all of that noise. His capacity to make himself indispensable borders on admirable. Welcome, Mr. Charms. May your stay be comfortable and your loyalty unwavering.
How fascinating. A creature possessed of so many hands, and not one of them capable of concealing what passes through his heart. You mistake this small indulgence as a full fledged adoption of your personality into my fold. A common enough error. One may appreciate the craftsmanship of a particularly energetic songbird without extending to it a deed to the aviary. Your enthusiasm has, however, accomplished something rather uncommon. It has rendered itself useful without first requiring instruction. As for your apparent collapse, I would advise against falling. The floor has an unfortunate habit of bruising the like of your particularly delicate physical form. Should you insist regardless, I suspect Mrs. (Formerly) Cumjar would indeed be delighted to catch whatever pieces remain. You flatter me extravagantly. It is wasted effort. Marble neither blushes nor softens beneath praise. Still... There is a peculiar charm in watching an individual throw himself so enthusiastically into the machinery without once asking what the machine produces. Do continue. I find myself... curious how long you can maintain such momentum before inevitability discovers you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. DON'T CALL HIM THAT.
🫶 oh? 🫶 🫵dont suppose you want me calling him what YOU do, do you?🫵 😩 that wouldnt be very appropriate either!!!! oh nooo! 😩 #Chairministrangling #GrindsettingExpectations #Ah #Damara #HeardOfYou 🔴 CHARMS is DO NOT DISTURBED.
@imJunior BANISH ACCOUNT. AND KILL USER IN REAL LIFE.
😩🫶 ignore the sobby cinder from hella, juju sweetheart @imJunior 🫶😩 😩👏 shes lashing out because shes REALLY used to getting her way and isnt sure how to deal with the feelings of that not really panning out (for her) 👏😩 🤌gotta hand it to her... i thought any new lows would be down on her knees 👆 🫶but i guess theres always a deeper middle ground for some people🫶 #Chairministrangling #Siiiiiiiiiiigh #ThereIsAlwaysOne 🔴 CHARMS is STILL ON WILL NOT BE DISTURBED.
JUNIOR LIKES ME BETTER. MUCH LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I COULD MENTION.
Damara, Roewzi, I am sure we can find a civil and mutual accommodation. Perhaps you two should speak in my study rather than a public forum.
I DON'T WANT TO BE CIVIL. I WANT YOU TO STOP HIRING EVERY SKIRT YOU SEE.
Hmm... #juniorisnotauthorizedtokill #but #juniorcandebadge #whichislikedeath #forsome
CAN YOU STRIP THAT PISSBLOODED WHORE BARE. AND ALL HER LITTLE SOCK PUPPETS TOO. AND THROW HER IN THE MUD. AND STEP ON HER A FEW TIMES. AND THEN I WILL DO THE KILLING PART. ONEGAI. FOR ME. MY SWEET LITTLE TAMAGOTCHI TOMODACHI.