♦ pitied by @circulatoryAlchemist

(≧▽≦): Matesprite? W)(φ Is Yφur Matesprite? And W)(y Didnt I Knφw Abφut It Earlier!?
every day that troll posts i lose approximately three days off my lifespan

ughhh you promise it fixes my bones and dont just regroww more bone wwhere the bone broke

is it the bone hurt juice sunorc

my ribs are still FUCKED by the wway thanks to nes ugh i need someone to fix my FUCKIN BONES
YOU LITERALLY DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN NAME RIGHT NOW
are you...? are you right in the head?

do you really wanna complain about names.

Nϕ w)(ere near w)(ϕever yϕu are making reference tϕϕ. But, nϕ ϕne and I mean Nϕ ϕNE picks ϕn my mϕireel. Understϕϕd.

)(ey tϕϕt)(gap. Back ϕff my prince. Gϕt t)(at bub.

STOP THA' I DONT LIKE IT!

NOOOOOO I DONT LIKE THAT!!! UN-KNOW IT!

um... forgive me, are wizards distasteful or summat? im verae proud t' be a wizard in th' making, n' im no' a fan o' your tone am i missing context or?
next youre gonna go AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PRAWN ON THE BARBIE WEARIN MY SUNNIES AND MY THONGS OUT THIS ARVO
