｢nykyaa! this forum style is so baka! boku can't even input his cool custom forum signature... щ(`Д´щ;)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: baka is the east alternian way to say stupid. it's only one syllable, because they prioritize being swift and concise! (⸝⸝◜o◝⸝⸝) boku is my east alternian pronoun, it basically means that i'm a really cool guy kekeke (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
Uwah! Fellow otaku zpotted... Σ(-｀Д´-;) ... Im following u
Wow. You should meet Tegiri Kalbur, you’d get along fantastically.
•° *h hey l**k!n at *ur pfps we have s!m!lar h*rns thats pretty sweet
｢arigato, eizeus-san...usually, piero-kuns are totally ヤンデレ to megane-san...(⌓⤙⌓)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: piero-kun is a totally kawaii way to refer to purple bloods. ヤンデレ means yandere! ( ᵔ ᗢ ᵔ ) an anime archetype that basically means a cute girl... with a KILLER personality... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kekeke~~]
｢gyah!! hallo hallo! i don't usually make gaijin my tomodachi, but... i can make an exception for a kyute girl kekeke. 。。。ミヽ(。＞＜)ノ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hallo is how an east alternian might greet a casual acquaintance! a gaijin is a total east alternian NOOB, with no traces of honorable blood from their ancestor-sensei... ₊·*◟(⌯ˇ - ˇ⌯)◜‧* which means i cannot be friends (*tomodachi) with them... but i think something is different about this one! (⸝⸝⸝º⁻̫º⸝⸝⸝)]
｢gy-gyah! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Nani sore! Megane-san has never heard that name before...－(゜Д゜;)-ン!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani sore means "who is that"! the east alternian language is so precise...]
｢kekeke... that is megane-san's SUPASUPAGACHIKOIBEAM horn! ( ⸝⸝ ᷇࿀ ᷆⸝⸝ƪ)✧｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: supasupagachikoibeam is the power that comes from megane-san's horn, when he's cheering for his favorite dtuber!.˚ * ⊹ • (๑・▿・๑) • ⊹ * ˚.]
Okay, while I do have a killer per$$$onality, thank$$$ for noti¢in’ I do not think I fall into ‘¢ute girl’ ¢ategory, brotha’
#horror